1.Always Wear A Face Covering In Public(That Way You Can Hide The Fact You Have Not Shaved In 3 Months)
2 Always Wear Protection When Playing With Yourself(God Forbid It Catches The Virus)
3. Make Sure To Wash/Sanitize Your Hands After No:2 (If You Are Short Of Toilet Roll)
and lastly and most importantly
make sure you never ever run out of the main thing that will get you through this crisis

ALCOHOL
you know it makes sense

Public Advise Comment From Kristien

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Pep Clotet will leave his position as Birmingham City head coach at the end of the season.

The Spaniard, 43, has been allowed to leave the Championship club to "explore other coaching opportunities".

Clotet had been assisting previous boss Garry Monk before succeeding him as head coach, initially on an interim basis, in June 2019.

Blues are 16th in the Championship table, with the season expected to resume on 20 June.

Clotet said: "It's been a really difficult decision to take because it's a privilege to be part of the Blues family, but it's the best step for everyone and it allows the club to continue to move forward with their vision and strategy."

Chief executive Dong Ren said: "Pep will depart with our very best wishes.

"In the meantime, Pep continues to have our full backing and we are all determined to do everything we can to finish the season strongly and give him the fitting send-off he deserves."

Blues are eight points clear of the relegation zone with nine matches still to play.

Clotet's exit later this summer will leave Birmingham looking for a sixth manager in just three and a half years.

Since Gary Rowett was sacked in December 2016, Gianfranco Zola (four months), Harry Redknapp (five months), Steve Cotterill (five months), Monk (15 months) and Clotet (12 months) have all had spells in charge of Blues.

Analysis
Richard Wilford, BBC WM's Birmingham City reporter

Clotet had never expected to find himself as the head coach at St Andrew's, and only anticipated being a temporary fix when Monk departed.

Not entirely comfortable with the spotlight, Clotet sought to engineer the change in style desired by the owners without necessarily having the full set of resources required.

At times, this led to compromise in order to put points on the board. He showed commitment to younger players, most notably creating the perfect platform for the gifted Jude Bellingham to learn and thrive.

At the time that football was interrupted by the coronavirus pandemic, Blues were closer to their target of better football. The acquisition of a second striker, Scott Hogan, to support the ever-willing Lukas Jutkiewicz gave the team considerably more balance.

But the virus may also have made up Pep's mind to move on. He returned to Spain to spend time with his young family during the crisis. It would be no surprise if he chose to continue his coaching career nearer home.

The assistant who became the boss
Clotet was Monk's assistant at Swansea and Leeds, but when Monk moved to Middlesbrough in 2017, this time it was without Clotet, who had a brief spell as Oxford manager.

The pair were reunited again at St Andrew's in March 2018, however, when Monk was sacked by Blues last summer, this time they parted on bad terms.

Before his new club Sheffield Wednesday played Blues in November, Monk said he had made an "error of judgement" in working with Clotet.

After six months as an interim appointment, Clotet's role with Blues was rubber-stamped on a more permanent basis in December, and the pair shook hands before a February meeting between the two clubs at St Andrew's in February.

Blues spent part of the 2019-20 season under an English Football League investigation on a financial misconduct charge, but that was dismissed in March, subject to an EFL appeal against the independent disciplinary commission's decision.

They were deducted nine points in the 2018-19 season for breaching the EFL's profitability and sustainability rules. And, like his predecessor Monk, Clotet has had to perform his job under the same backdrop of concern over what might happen.

Luton Town (A) - Saturday 20th June, 3pm
Cardiff City (H) - Saturday 27th June, 12.30pm - Sky Sports
Derby County (H) - Wednesday 1st July, 5pm
Huddersfield Town (A) - Saturday 4th July, 3pm
Sheffield Wednesday (A) - Tuesday 7th July, 7.45pm
Nottingham Forest (H) - Saturday 11th July, 3pm
Brentford (A) - Tuesday 14th July, 7.45pm
Birmingham City (H) - Saturday 18th July, 3pm
Bristol City (A) - Wednesday 22nd July, TBC

If you behave like a moron, you have lost the argument AND the support of many people who would otherwise be on your side.

(please delete, Ska'd, Stairs, SCO if you deem unsuitable)

hoe does this work?
never used it before,but apparently season ticket holders can watch the remaining games

any advice would be appreciated

Hearing a few whispers on Twitter that book named Buzaglo to Balis is being written by no more than Chris Lepkowski the ex Brum mail writer,
Not hundred percent sure it's him soley but he is talking some part in it,
There's a few quotes from different people especially about players who let the club down and he's throwing snippets out on to Twitter with the important names missing,
I'll post a few as they post them, a couple have been worked out , a lot are wrong as the Twitter account points out,
Should be fun for a while,I'll post a couple shortly
Beefy

https://apple.news/ArJ8-j5t8M7OXE4EmX3ZRNA

no music this time

simple
your top five films

and as much as i know you lot want to NO STAR TREK FILMS

over to you lot

The end of an era, as our captain and Albion legend Chris Brunt we leave the Albion when the season ends. 
Good luck Chris where ever your journey takes you next. 

just a bit of fun

A: First Album You Ever Bought
B: The Band/Artist That Has Influenced Your Taste In Music The Most
C: The Last Album You Bought
D: Best Album Cover You Have Ever Seen

should get the grey matter going