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  Saints v The Owls League Cup 3rd Round
Posted by: Owlkev71 - 07-11-2022, 16:51 - Forum: Sheffield Wednesday - Replies (33)

THE MATCH

WEDNESDAY 9TH NOVEMBER KO 7:45PM

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LAST MATCH



A fairly straightforward win barring a dodgy last 15 minutes. We took the lead when Bannan picked up a saved long distance shot and chipped one into the far corner. A few mins later it was two after a handball in the box and Smith dispatched the spot kick. Two up at the break and we quickly made it 3, Wilks with a cracking finish from 20+ yards. It was 4 when FDB finished from the edge of the box with a controlled finish. Ex Owl Winnall headed in Burton's first, after a foul Gregory smashed the bar from the spot before Burton got there second with another header, There were a few nervous moments but we took the 3 points

THE MATCH



Next up and a long trip to the south coast to face Southampton in the Carabao Cup. The Saints sacked there manager this morning Hasenhuttl so we will be facing Ruben Selles who is the caretake manager when we kick off v The Saints. They haven't had the best of seasons and currently lie in the relegation zone. Ward-Prowse is there best player and may be headed off to the world cup but as he is a creative player & set piece specialist he probably wont get a look in. Ex Blade Che Adams is there leading scorer with 5.

ALL TIME H2H

OWLS 33
SAINTS 26
DRAWS 24

CURRENT FORM

OWLS              -                     Big Grin Confused Big Grin Big Grin Angry Big Grin                                            

SAINTS            -                    Angry  Angry  Confused  Big Grin  Confused  Angry

EFL STOOGES

DOES IT MATTER THERE ALL CORRUPT Thumb up  Thumb up



THE TEAM

Stockdale
Palmer Ihikwe McGuiness Johnson
Bannan Byers FDB
Windass
Gregory Smith

SCORE & SCORER (HOME TEAM SCORE FIRST)

3-1 Smith

ATTENDANCE

N/A

WEDNESDAYS FIRT GOAL TIME

26

BML LEAGUE

Stateside 10
Imre 8
Wash 7
Pieowl 5
Maddix 4
SCO 4
Owlskev 3

OTHER GAMES OF MILD INTEREST

Nottingham Forest vTottenham Hotspur
West Ham United v Blackburn Rovers
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Leeds United
Liverpool v Derby County
Manchester City v Chelsea

AHAHH

THE MUPPETT LEAGUE

WEREHAM

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  Hibs v Ross County, Tues 8 Nov, KO 7.45pm
Posted by: 0762 - 07-11-2022, 15:56 - Forum: Hibernian - Replies (6)

Hibs return to ER Stadium after another away "skelping" by a Dons team that isnae that good. One can just hope and pray that this team can win this kinda home match v opponents who are not as good as Hibs. However, a team without Boyly, and without the battling qualities to combat aggressive home sides like AFC, tells us that we are prob looking at a "nail-biting" affair from a Hibs side that is also not being managed very well at all. We need to win this match and accumulate points to "stay in the mix" for that 3rd placed position for as long as possible. We must do what the Dons are doing and win our home games at all cost - try to avoid a freefall situation, a downward-spiral needs to be avoided and certain players in our team really have to take the responsibility to lead and encourage others to perform. C'mon Hibs! Perform properly, create and score the requisite goals! Hopefully VAR will not hinder our progress unlike what we've been seeing for weeks where wrong VAR decisions at various Scot footie grounds are definitely deciding the outcome of too many footie matches - an absolute disgrace!!

GGTTH

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  QPR V Town
Posted by: jjamez - 07-11-2022, 14:51 - Forum: Huddersfield Town - Replies (20)

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Huddersfield travel to the capital this week to face QPR down on South Africa Road. In a game that was rearranged due to the death of Queen Elizabeth.

Our hosts have had a good start to the season and currently sit 5th in the early stages. Now under new management after Mark Warburton was relieved of his duties at the end of last season, former Steven Gerrard assistant manager Michael Beale was appointed as the Hoops looked to have something of a path change. Warburton spent three seasons in charge of the club but failed to get them back to the Premier League, in part due to off field financial restraints from the last time they were there, instead they became a solid Championship side finishing 11th last season, 9th the year before and 13th the season before that. Warburton has been mentioned as an option to replace Schofield, but he was appointed as first team coach at West Ham over the summer, replacing the departing Stuart Pearce. The Hoops under Beale began the season away at Blackburn who also had a new manager at the helm and it was Blackburn and Jon Dahl Tomasson who came out on top with Lewis Travis scoring the only goal. Their first home game saw them welcome Middlesbrough to Loftus Road. QPR raced into a 3-0 lead with goals from former Town loanee Chris Willock, James Dunne and Lyndon Dykes. Town academy graduate Matt Crooks scored just before half time and Marcus Forss scored a second for Boro with 30 minutes to play, Rangers hung on as Middlesbrough saw Darragh Lenihan sent off in injury time. They were then knocked out of the League Cup on penalties by League one Charlton. A trip to the North East to play Sunderland was next on the cards and the Black Cats took a 2 goal lead through Ross Stewart and a summer target for Town, Ellis Simms. A late comeback spoilt the day for Sunderland as Ilias Chair scored with a few minutes to play, before goalkeeper Seny Dieng scored from a corner in injury time, yes QPR's keeper has scored more this season than Duane Holmes, Sorba Thomas and Jack Rudoni combined (I wrote this bit at the time of the original fixture and it still stands two months later). Josh Bowler scored the only goal of the game for Blackpool as they won their first game in 50 years at Loftus Road before QPR welcomed Rotherham to London. The game finished 1-1 with Chiedozie Ogbene opening the scoring for the Millers before Chris Willock equalised just before half time. The Hoops finished August off with two wins, the first on the road away at Watford, with the visitors coming out 3-2 winners in an end to end game. Chair opened the scoring in the 17th minute for the Hoops, before Ken Sema equalised for the Hornets, Willock found himself on the scoresheet once again in the 34th minute, before Joao Pedro equalised just after half time, Uncle Albert Adomah scored what proved to be the winner for QPR in the 70th minute. The second win came at home to the Turkish Tigers of Hull. Willock and Chair once again on the score sheet with an Ethan Laird goal sandwiched in between, Tyler Smith scored a consolation goal for Hull in the latter stages of the game. September saw Rangers travel to Wales to face Swansea and they left empty handed thanks to a Joel Piroe goal just after the 20 minute mark, the striker had missed a penalty not long before either. After a trip to Wales they was back in the capital to face Millwall at the Den. Second half goals from Willock and Johansen propelled the Hoops to a 2-0 win. They finished the month off with a 0-0 draw at home to Stoke.

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October was a busy month for Rangers and it began with a trip to Bristol to face Nigel Pearson's Robins'. Two first half goals from Johansen and Tyler Roberts saw them edge out the hosts 2-1, with for Town and Rangers hitman Nahki Wells getting the goal for City. Willock was back on the scoresheet as Rangers beat Sheffield United 1-0 in South Yorkshire on a Tuesday night, before heading back to home comforts for a Friday night game against fellow Hoops Reading. Dykes would bag a brace for the home side as they ran out 2-1 winners, with Andy Carroll bagging from the spot for the Royals. The next weekend would see them on an unhappy trip to Luton as they left on the receiving end of a 3-1 scoreline. Elijah Adebayo and Cameron Jerome put the Hatters 2-0 up before keeper Ethan Horvath scored an own goal in injury time to give Rangers something to grasp at, but a minute later Luke Freeman restored the 2 goal advantage. Rangers managed to return to winning ways next time out against Cardiff with a 3-0 win over former Town captain Mark Hudsons side. Cardiff defender Jack Simpson saw red in the 18th minute and conceded a penalty in the process which Dykes duly dispatched, the Antipodean Scot would double his tally midway in the first half before Kenneth Paal scored his first goal for the club. Next up was the visit of Wigan Athletic, who put Rangers under the pump for most of the game, but were unable to come away with anything as the host ran out 2-1 victors. Sam Field opened the scoring for Rangers before Nathan Broadhead equalised, but parity lasted a matter of minutes as Leon Balogun scored his first for the club. They finished the month with a trip to Birmingham. It didn't go as expected as the Brummie Blues ran out 2-0 winners with goals coming from Auston Trusty and West Ham wing-back Manny Longelo, whilst Dykes missed from the spot for Rangers.

Rangers haven't quite recovered from the shock defeat as they are yet to win in November, they played out a goalless draw in Norwich before losing at home to West Brom thanks to a goal from former Leeds man Kyle Bartley. Perfect time to play us then.

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During the Summer window, they preferred to do their business in the loan and free market. They brought in Ethan Laird from Manchester United, Tyler Roberts from Leeds, Taylor Richards from Brighton and Tim Iroegbunam from Aston Villa, all on loan. Whilst they signed Leon Balogun from Rangers, Jake Clarke-Salter from Chelsea, Kenneth Paal from PEC Zwolle and Elijah Dixon-Bonner from Liverpool, all on free transfers. As for leaving Loftus Road, Charlie Kelman joined Leyton Orient on loan, Ody Alfa went to Aldershot on loan and a few other youngsters went into the lower leagues for their first tastes of adult football. Also leaving the club, Charlie Austin went to Brisbane Roar, Yoann Barbet went to Bordeaux, Moses Odubajo went to Aris, Dom Ball went to Kieran McKenna's Ipswich, David Marshall went to Hibernian, former Sheffield Wednesday keeper Kieran Westwood was released along with fellow keeper Dillon Barnes, whilst Lee Wallace retired. The club made a 900k sale when Jordy De Wijs left to join Dusseldorf in Germany.

Ones to watch

Well Chris Willock, remember him? is top scorer for Rangers this season with 6 goals, he's been missing the last few games but made his comeback at the weekend against West Brom, so you know what happens on Tuesday right? The former Arsenal man joined Town on loan from Benfica during the second half of the season under the Cowley regime. His loan had a clause to make it permanent but it wasn't activated as the club felt they could get him cheaper. In the process of doing so he elected to return to London and sign for QPR. Hey look, another we missed out on!

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Another key piece of the QPR puzzle is the playmaker Ilias Chair, he is amongst the creators in chief for Rangers with 6 so far this season, with a further 3 goals to boot. The Moroccan international was born in Belgium originally but has made 10 appearances for the Atlas Lions and will almost certainly be going to Qatar for the world cup where he will face off against the country of his birth. The forward joined QPR from Belgian side Lierse back in 2017 and has made over 140 appearances for the side, whilst also having a spell out on loan at Stevenage.

The final key piece of the QPR puzzle is Lyndon Dykes. The Scottish international was born in Australia to Scottish parents. He would come on tour with an Australian schoolboys side to Dumfries where his father was from and ended up playing a few games for Queen of the South's under 20's side before going back down under. He would return a year later and sign for the Doonhammers, he would play there for three seasons before moving on to Livingston. After one season at the Lions he would move for a club record fee to QPR. He has scored 26 goals in 92 games for the Hoops and has 5 goals this term.

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how to get there

By car it seems as if you just get on the M1 and travel south for just shy of 3 hours until you reach junction 1 before taking the North Circular Road (A406) until you turn off onto Brentfield road and keep following it into Shepherds Bush before turning onto South Africa road... I imagine you'd want to find somewhere to park before you get there or more likely you'd want to get on the train from Yorkshire down to London. If that is the case you'll be wanting the Central Line to either White City or Wood Lane if you were to be on the Circle line or Hammersmith and City Line. If you get there early enough you'll be able to see the BBC Studios or the ITV Studios. If you are travelling on the Central Line you would be able to stop off at Notting Hill or Queensway and see Kensington Palace, Hyde Park, The Royal Albert Hall and the National History Museum to name a few. The British Museum, Soho and Mayfair are also on the line, with Mayfair not being far from Buckingham Palace if you was wanting to pay your respects on the way to the football. Bank is also on the line which isn't far from the Tower of London or St Pauls Cathedral. But why pay all that money to watch Town?


In terms of head to heads, it is fairly even between the two sides, with Town winning 15 and QPR winning 14, there has also been 10 draws between the two sides. The sides first met back in 1932 where Town won a FA Cup tie 5-0 at Leeds Road, the first league meeting would come in 1967 also in West Yorkshire, where Town would emerge 1-0 victors in the old Division two clash. The two sides would meet in Division two for a while before a 23 year wait for a league fixture with the two sides being separated until a 1996 meeting at the McAlpine Stadium, which QPR would win 2-1. The sides would be constant oppositions for each other until 2003 where Town would sink into the bottom tier, the following years would see QPR make it to the Premier League whilst Town rebuilt and made their way back to the Championship where the two sides would meet once again after QPR fell from the Premier League, the first fixture back was a 1-1 draw with James Vaughan scoring for Town, with Junior Hoilett scoring for Rangers. The return fixture at Loftus Road finished 2-1 in favour of QPR with Charlie Austin scoring both of the Hoops' goals, with Nahki Wells on target for Town. The most recent fixtures between the two sides have been in favour of Town, with Town doing the double over Rangers in our promotion season, we drew down in London after our relegation, but managed to pull off a victory in what would be one of the last meetings before lockdown. Last season Town lost 1-0 through a late Luke Amos goal, whilst the return fixture was a 2-2 draw, a Yoann Barbet own goal inside the first six minutes put Town ahead before Luke Amos scored his second of the season against the Terriers. Harry Toffolo scored a diving header to put Town ahead, but not for long as Chair levelled things up and thats how it finished.

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Team news

Towns list of injured and unavailable players keeps extending, with both David Kasumu and Etienne Camara both unavailable for Tuesdays game. Camara has picked up a hip injury, whilst Kasumu picked up his fifth booking of the season, they join Ollie Turton, Matty Pearson, Yuta Nakayama, Jonathan Hogg, Tom Lees, Tino Anjorin and Tyreece Simpson in the stands.

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Based on that we could see a return for Jon Russell in the middle of the park with someone like Rudoni dropping deeper, a possible first league start for Brahima Diarra could be on the cards due to the lack of other options in the squad now. Connor Mahoney may also be a benefactor from the changes if Fotheringham was to elect to move Holmes further infield. Personally I would be looking at putting Ward into the hole behind Rhodes, they may not be good at playing up top together, but it worked when Narcis put Ward in a pressing attacking midfield role against Cardiff, so I would be inclined to try it again.

As for QPR, they are waiting on the fitness of midfielder Luke Amos after he was forced off with a tight hamstring in Saturday’s 1-0 defeat to West Bromwich Albion while Jake Clarke-Salter should be back fit. Stefan Johansen and Tyler Roberts will both be missing on Tuesday night too.



1) Fortuitous Mad Lads
2) Beach Lime Ale
3) I Aim At Bath
4) A Heir Inches
5) No Dam Sherry

See you on Saturday for the Swansea game!

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  HTAFC Prediction League 2022/23 Matchday 16
Posted by: Lord Snooty - 07-11-2022, 10:32 - Forum: Huddersfield Town - Replies (15)

2 points for each correct scorer
Correct joker doubles your score   Laugh    
Wrong joker result gives you minus 2
Correct Random Badger gives you 2 points Badger

The random badger Badger is used for any random prediction used once in each matchday sequence. For instance, a scorer at a particular match, the number of red cards in the matches or yellow cards or own goals or owt you want really within reason, I do need to be able to check whether it's correct or not. Please don't put stuff like....."Commentator says...."  Rolleyes
The joker  Laugh is played for one match in each sequence and if correct you get double points. So if you've predicted 1-0 and it finishes 2-0, you get 4 pts, but if you've predicted 2-0, that's 8 pts. But if you get it wrong, it's minus 2.
Jokers and badgers are optional. You don't have to play one if you don't want.

The prize for winning the league is one rep point.

Cup games: In the event of a draw, it's half the points if you've predicted a draw when it gets to 90 mins and the full points if it's still a draw after extra time. Half the points will be awarded for correctly predicting the winner of the match if it goes to penalties. Similarly with the badger, if your random prediction is affected by this, it'll be half the points.

Random score generator: I will be using the random score generator again for those who miss predicting, so we shouldn't get some people too far behind that after missing a couple of weeks they lose all interest, because I know it's not easy getting on here every week.
To be fair to everybody, this is going to be like, say if three people in one week miss their predictions, the first one in the table will be given all 0-0, the second one down the line will get 1-0 and the third will get 0-1 and so on, like if there's four missing the 4th will get 1-1, then 5th 2-1, 6th 1-2. and if there are so many missing, might as well pack in. Wink
And if you miss two weeks on the trot, I'll stop until you come back on again. Not doing it for half a season like I did t'other year.  Rolleyes

End of season Play Offs: The one who finishes top of the league will still be champion, but after the season finishes there will be Play Offs between the top 4, with 1st v 4th and 2nd v 3rd. This will take in stuff like the EFL Play Offs, FA Cup Final, final day of Prima Donna League, European Finals etc. It will be one matchday for the semis and one for the Final. It will be the individual scores for each matchday against the allotted opponent, with some kind of tie breaker for a drawn match.

The prize for winning will be enormous. Another rep point. Whistle

Friday November 11:
Birmingham City v Sunderland

Saturday November 12:
Town v Swansea
Town scorers:
Swansea scorers:

Bristol City v Watford
Cardiff City v Sheffield United
Coventry City v Queens Park Rangers
Hull City v Reading
Luton Town v Rotherham United
Norwich City v Middlesbrough
Preston North End v Millwall
West Bromwich Albion v Stoke City
Wigan Athletic v Blackpool

Sunday November 13:
Burnley v Blackburn Rovers (12:30)

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Scottish Premiership:

Kilmarnock v Hibernian

League One:
Accrington Stanley v Sheffield Wednesday

National League:
Torquay United v Chesterfield


Table after Matchday 15:

  1. jjamez = 352 pts
  2. themaclad = 312 pts
  3. theo_luddite = 303 pts
  4. neonfoxinthebox = 300 pts
  5. Lord Snooty = 297 pts
  6. Baggiebob(BBB) = 288 pts
  7. ritchiebaby = 288 pts
  8. Amelia Chaffinch = 274 pts
  9. St Charles Owl = 264 pts
  10. SHEP_HTAFC = 258 pts
  11. Devongone = 254 pts
  12. WakeyTerrier = 171 pts

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  Chesterfield Prediction League 2022/23 Matchday 20 Tuesday/Wednesday
Posted by: spireitematt - 07-11-2022, 01:29 - Forum: Chesterfield - Replies (6)

Tuesday Night

Aldershot 0-2 Dag & Red
Altrincham 1-3 Barnet
Boreham Wood 1-2 York
Eastleigh 2-0 Maidstone United
Oldham 1-2 Gateshead
Solihull Moors 1-0 Halifax
Southend 2-1 Notts County
Wealdstone 0-3 Chesterfield
Yeovil 1-2 Maidenhead United

Wednesday Night

Bromley 1-1 Woking
Scunthorpe 0-2 Wrexham
Torquay 2-0 Dorking

League Table After Matchday 19
Devon - 414
Lord Snoots - 388
Amelia - 363
SaltergateBorn - 347
St Charles Owl - 347
Dancing - 332
Spireitematt - 290

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  World cup 2022 predictions BML
Posted by: Imre varadi - 06-11-2022, 01:54 - Forum: Sheffield Wednesday - Replies (361)

So its here the world cup that nobody cares about and even less about England since Mr woketard took over with his virtue signaling nancy boys Whistle
The threads up for me personaly to pass time and add some predictions to our BML , only the leagues posters will be allowed to predict but anyones welcome to comment and take the piss out of the third world shithole they call England Thumb up


Im concentrating on all Englands group games and after the Eventual winners and runners up as it all gets to complicated if not  Doh  plus im sure the Brummie tosspots will have a complicated ridiculous thread you can try and figure out 3 months after the f@cking thing has finished  Whistle


In no particular order becuase i cant even be arsed to look up a fixtures chart  Rolleyes



Correct score  Smartass  No goal scorer needed because lets face it we will all put down that thick tw@t Kane  Doh  and we havnt got a clue who plays for the other countrys least of all Wales... except Bale! so everyone would put Bale  Doh

1.Wales v Iran                         
2.Wales v USA...... 1-1 Washington ,Imre  Smartass
3.Wales v England

4.England v USA
5.England v Iran

6.USA v Iran

7.Group winners  Smartass  Smartass

England ..Sco, Stateside, owlskev, Washington, Imre  Smartass   Smartass

8. Group runners up  Smartass 
USA ...Stateside, Imre, Owlskev   Smartass

9. Round the woketard virtue signaling tosspots get knocked out  Smartass 
Quarter finals Maddix, Imre, Stateside, Washington, owlskev,    Smartass



10.Winners  Smartass  Smartass  Smartass Argentina




11.Runners up  Smartass  Smartass France
Smartass Smartass Imre, Maddix



12. Golden boot  Smartass  Smartass mbappe
Smartass Smartass Maddix, Owlskev



Rules same results and predictions allowed and that's it.

All Predictions to be in by the 19th of November and if Owlskev could move the points over to the Bml after its done thanks  Thumb up oki

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  AFC Fylde 1 Gillingham 1
Posted by: themaclad - 05-11-2022, 21:09 - Forum: FA Cup - No Replies

FULL-TIME: AFC Fylde 1 (Walker)-1 Gillingham(Mandron)



AFC Fylde: Neal, Weston (Whitehead 63’), Obi, Whitmore, Philliskirk, Rowe, Haughton, Conlan, Charman (Ligendza 84’), Walker, Bird

Unused Substitutes: McPartlan, Davis, Hatfield, Rowley, Taylor, O’Kane, Edwards



Gillingham: Morris, McKenzie, Wright, Baggott, Law, Adelakun, O’Keefe (Ehmer 62’), Jefferies, MacDonald (Alexander 81’), Walker (Kashket 73’), Mandron

Unused Substitutes: Turner, Akehurst, Mnoga, Gbode



Referee: Tom Reeves



Attendance: 996 (160)

A slow burner of a game which got better as it went along, Gillingham will probably kicking themselves as they should have put the game to bed long before the home side equalised.
Typical Bonfire Night weather poured down until just before kick off, got drier and colder as the match progressed. Gone are the days when the cups magic attracted massive gates, a pitiful 996 attended today including 160 hardy souls from Kent, suspect teh days of Fylde getting decentish gates went as soon as the boycott ended at Bloomfield down the road.
Fylde first to show intent, Danny Rowe with a free kick from 35 yards, ideal range for the frontman although this one was not accurate, it probably landed in the Costa coffee shop on the other side of the away end.
From then on in the Gills dominated and visiting keeper Morris spent much of the first half as a spectator.
There was little goal mouth action although the Gills could have scored in Mandron had made contact sliding in to a cross at the back post also O'Keefe was unlucky with a deflected shot which would have left ex North Ender Neal for dead in the Fylde goal.
On the stroke of half time two pivotal incidents happened, firstly O'Keefe clattered into aome player looked a booking which would have eant a second yellow followed by a red, not given by the referee, the home fans were less than impressed, on the stroke of half ime a fould by a Fylde player which brought a booking for the home player which did not endear the official to the home fns. Frm the resulting free kick, Wright's excellent free kick found Mandrom who volleyed home, no more than they deserved.
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Quiet second period, the Gills were in cruise control until they went a bit negative with their early substitutions, settling for a one goal victory, it was to cost them as they started to lost the intiative, the introduction of Kashket showed some attacking intention and he should have settled the tie however when well placed rushed his shot which was easily saved by Neal.
Fylde began to through men forward, one effort went narrowly wide, Obi forced a good save from Glls keeper Morris, but winger Walker was the danger for the visitors and he found the corner of the net from the edge of the box. Game on, all Fylde now Walker had another effort which went narrowly wide and Rowe managed a shot on target well saved by Morris.
In the end suspect the Gills will be relieved to get a second chance in a tie they should have settled long before the end.

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  Permanent job for Brunty
Posted by: 4evaabaggie - 05-11-2022, 12:35 - Forum: West Bromwich Albion - Replies (2)

Just read that the legend that is Chris Brunt has just signed a permanent contract for The Albion as loans manager. Glad to see the club appreciates Brunty as much as he loves the club.

He will be in and around the academy and overseeing the loans and development of the youngsters.

Good luck in your new job Brunty, you are stellar, and deserve all the support Albion give you. Thumb up Thumb up Thumb up Thumb up

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  Manager drops down to assistant
Posted by: themaclad - 05-11-2022, 00:18 - Forum: Crewe Alexandra - No Replies

Crewe Alexandra have made Lee Bell interim manager after boss Alex Morris stood down from the role to become the club's assistant.

The League Two club say the move was made at Morris' own request, "for compassionate reasons".

Morris, previously assistant to Dave Artell, was appointed as manager in April after a spell as interim boss, with Bell becoming his assistant.

The Alex, winless in nine games since 17 September, are 16th in the league.

Bell, who played for Crewe between 2010 and 2012, will now lead the team for the first time in Saturday's FA Cup first-round tie against League Two leaders Leyton Orient.

Crewe finished bottom of the third tier last season, leading to Artell's sacking after more than five years in charge.

They picked up 15 points in their first nine league games this term but the last seven have brought just four points.

Seven of the 24 clubs in League Two have now changed their manager since the season started in July.

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  Red Rose Rovers v Firework Shy Terriers
Posted by: theo_luddite - 04-11-2022, 22:08 - Forum: Huddersfield Town - Replies (14)

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Blackburn (Venky's Chickens) Rovers v Huddersfield (how much of the club does Deano actually own before he sells?) Town
Ewood Park
A666 - The Road of the Beast
Greater Darwen
East Lancastria
Kick-off 15:00 UK Time
Saturday 05/11/22


Remember, remember,
The 5th of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

In 1605 a bunch of Brummie Catholics, led by Robert Catesby plotted to blow up Parliament and the Protestant King James I. The plan was to blow up the House of Lords during the State Opening of Parliament on 5 November 1605 as the prelude to a popular revolt in the Midlands during which King James's nine-year-old daughter, Elizabeth, was to be installed as the Catholic head of state.

The guy (ha ha) chosen to light the blue touch paper with a big long match and walk quietly away was Guy Fawkes, however he was discovered in a den in the bowels of Parliament, two weeks in a row, keeping an eye on 36 barrels of gunpowder, the plot was foiled and we've had a Protestant Monarch ever since.

The authorities did at least catch this bunch of Birmingham bombers before they did the dastardly deed and prosecute them correctly (at the risk of being accused of maybe being called controversial and insensitive).

On the tellybox

Not showing anywhere at the moment other than iPlayer if you've got one of them foreign accounts or on foreign interweb sites if you've got one of them VPN accounts, 'appen.

Pies, pees and pints

Ewood Park is a 3/4's fairly new build (90's like ours) and a set of seats on a half open to the fresh Blackburn air terrace (how continental, do they serve tapas?) on the 4th side. When I say new build, they were surely using kids for the leg measurements between rows of seats as no adults can sit comfortably in the stands, so inadvertently they became the first former Prima Donna League Club to reintroduce safeish standing to the former terraces that are now fitted with seats that you can fall over instead of crush barriers that you could previously get smushed against. Everyone stands up because it's bloody impossible to sit down.

Otherwise learn everything you need to know here

By the way, the few trains that are running on Saturday are going to be knocked on the head by about 4 to 5 pm. If you can get there, take a tent or book a room in a refugee hotel as you won't get home until Sunday and afterwards you can donate the tent to some of the the poor buggers still stranded in Kent. Send them your airbeds too so they don't have to sleep on the ground.

There's plenty of roundabouts between Ewood and the town centre you can camp on for free before they'll get a court order to move you on. There's also less likelihood of getting hassle if you camp up near Darwen Station, as long as you don't take a dump in the gutters. You don't want to block the flow of used cooking oil getting into the drains and blocking them up first now do you? Whistle

Latest news

Due to the latest bird-flu outbreak guidelines from DeFra, or whatever they call themselves this week, the Blackburn Chickens have to be housed undercover until further notice. Blackburn will therefore play 5-a-side in the local Sports Centre, thus giving Town the whole pitch to themselves and the freedom to launch yet more shots over the crossbar without the fear of a goalie or a defender blocking their efforts.

The match will be decided later on the basis of which side can drink most beers in the Sports Centre bar after 5pm before someone throws up. Result should make the 10 O'Clock news sports round up or at least the ITV replays on Sunday morning.

Now we've cleared that up, 2nd in the table Blackburn host rooted to the bottom Town in a Roses clash that is often tight, when we get a draw (frequently) or isn't when we get a battering (not quite as frequently).

Hmm, let's take a closer look at that. Chicken, deep fried in a spicy batter, could that ever become a thing?

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Nah, it will never work, just braise it in white wine with some garlic and a few herbs, serve with veg and a load of bread like the froggies have done for years and have it in a car park.

I think I'd call it Coq In A Van.

Perfect match day food, especially for former Health Ministers of the eastern counties full of poultry.
He's now moved on to giving kangaroos blow jobs, frying their gonads and sautéing ostrich ass, allegedly.

Will that now be known as Coq in an Aussie Van?

Let's move on before we get too much information on that.

For those of a nervous disposition, don't read this next bit.

Out Injured/Suspended/Isolating

Oh this could go on for a while, where do I start?

Yuta Mt. Fujiyama got injured and carried off on Wednesday night against Blunderland. It turns out he's done a real owie to his achilles and will be out all season after surgery. So that not only dashes his hopes of building some really big pyramid shaped sandcastles down by the Qatar sea shore, it also means he won't play for us again and score some more "goals of the month" all season. Sob.

Lees caught Covid - join the club, there's a lot of it about - and if he was in the same pubs as me on Saturday, that's where I've copped from it too, (ya big jessie). He might be able to play wearing a mask and isolating himself from everyone else on the pitch on Saturday under the current hard to understand Government guidelines that basically say you can do anything you want until you can't. No change there then. I've bought a case of wine and I'm off to Downing Street for clarification, or a party, whichever breaks out first.

By the way my brother and a work colleague have had the same symptoms as me and are using different test kits to me (the same as each other) but both testing negative. I now feel fine, they still feel like shit. I'm still testing +ve, they are still testing -ve. Who was in charge of QC in all this? The kangaroo bollocks and ostrich arse eater eater apparently.

Rolando Aarons has returned to the Terriers from Motherwell after picking up a hamstring injury back in September, meaning we've now got to pay this waste of space a wage, yet again. There surely has to be an aisle in Asda or Sainsbugs where he could keep the shelves stacked without injuring himself, as long as they don't let him play Sunday morning football.

Town have brought Kian Harratt back from his loan at Bradford City and will be disciplined following the outcome of an ongoing club investigation after last week being fined in court for poaching offences. He was caught hare coursing in East Yorkshire. He was on loan at Port Vale at the time he was caught. There's another discussion on this going on on the Not the Town o'Clock News thread.

Back training but not oven ready/Back in the frame

Ben Jackson was also carried off late in the game on Wednesday but is training OK.
Sorba the Taff is back from his one match suspension and running his bollocks off with the stiffs in training, he might have had an easier session with the big boys on Friday.

It's time to swallow your own cock mate and let some lads get off your imposed naughty step, unless you want a pressure job doing scaffolding for £400 a week.

Last time out

Alex Pritchard's first goal for Blunderland since February put the skids under Town which became a 0-2 defeat when we threw everyone but Lee Nicolls into the Blunderland half to try and get an equaliser at the death. With the number of shots we bang over the crossbar, maybe we should join the Gaelic Football League where you get points for getting it over the bar. Per the Blundeland thread, we'd be top of ours if we got points for it in our division.

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After 5 wins on the bounce. Rovers went to Coventry, hardly the most difficult place to win this season and they did us no favours what-so-ever and lost. They also contrived to get a player sent off, who will be available to play against us as it was rescinded. Talk about getting kicked in the bollocks twice in a game you weren't even involved in.

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Every game last weekend went in our favour, every game on Tuesday and Wednesday didn't. Hmph said Pooh, it didn't help me in Snooty's Prediction League either.

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Music

Tenuous links to Bollackburn in some cases



I likely threw this in last season, haven't checked, but Johnny Plee liked it





The Sack Race

Not much action this week - been quite a while since my last post but, nah lets move on, we won't be bringing Gerrard in this side of Christmas anyway,

Tables, Form etc.

Town are still the strongest club in the division whilst Blackburn are a mere 18 points above us.

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Innies and Outies

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Who's banging 'em in

The one surprise here is that he's still here

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They can't all lose

Take your pick from this lot

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We've played 'em before

We don't lose at Ewood Park mutch, but we tend to get battered when we do - see above for battered chickens

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Next up?

QPR away in the rearranged match and then Swansea at home before we lick our wounds for a month.

Pressers

Fotheringham's 30 minute Follies



Brodie Spencer - Radio Local

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0dcwct2

The views from Darwen Tower

https://www.lancs.live/sport/football/fo...n-25436743

https://www.lancs.live/sport/football/fo...d-25435914

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