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The wife was getting fruity last night when our young 'un crawled into bed in between us asking for a cuddle and spoilt the moment entirely

HE'S F'UCKING 29 NOW THE PISSED UP C'UNT SHOULD MOVE OUT

Thats the only laugh ive had all day

Wife's on a diet again but I think I said the wrong thing when I said we should get more miles per gallon if she carries on losing weight

F'UCK OFF

Just thought I'd get it off my chest

Owlkev17 will probably go F'UCK OFF OFF though

KNOBCHEESE

BASTARD I PUT THAT EUROMILLIONS ON LAST WEEK I WAS ONLY 5 NUMBERS AND 2 STARS AWAY FROM £151 MILLION

RIGHT THEN MY F'UCKING LIFE IS OVER

The wife has made us members of the National Trust

F'UCKING DOWNTON ABBEY OR SUMMAT ON A SATDI AFTERNOON IS WHAT I'LL BE DOING NOW

Why don't you get her a season ticket instead?

did you hear that maddix or why dont you take her out for walks sunshine youve got a feffing lot to learn and by the looks of things youre going to learn the hard way

(18-10-2016, 21:08)Imre varadi Wrote: [ -> ]did you hear that maddix          or why dont you take her out for walks    sunshine youve got a feffing lot to learn and by the looks of things youre going to learn the hard way  

I WILL BE DOING IMRE SHE'S ALSO JOINED ENGLISH HERITAGE

MUST BE HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS OR SHE'S GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND