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(13-04-2017, 09:55)talkSAFT Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-04-2017, 23:06)Maddix Wrote: [ -> ]FISH  Angry DON'T YOU JUST HATE THE LITTLE BASTARDS  Angry SMELL LIKE F'UCK THEY DO  Cool

Careful what you say, Maddix. They'll be round your house, specially the sharks.

F'UCKING SHARKS WON'T KILL ME Angry I OWE THEM TO MUCH MONEY Cool
KILL CANADIANS THEY ARE USELESS TO US !
GRUNT NUTS Angry
F'UCKING WIFE TOLD ME I NEEDED A SHAVE Angry NOW I CAN'T WALK PROPERLY Angry WTF IS WRONG WITH HAVING HAIRS ON YOUR ARSE Huh
UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SOME PEOPLE Angry I WAS TRYING TO HELP THE LOCAL COMMUNITY BY HOLDING A BBQ AND ALL I GET IS COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE PULLED PORK, SAUSAGES, PORK CHOPS AND BACON KEBABS Angry

I HAD LOADS OF BOOZE AND EVEN A BLACKJACK TABLE SET UP Angry

THERE'S NO F'UCKING PLEASING THESE ISLAMISTS Angry
AND THEY HATED THE PORK DRIPPING Doh
I ALMOST GOT LYNCHED WHEN I SUGGESTED THAT IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE WHAT I'D PUT ON I COULD ALWAYS DO SOME GAMMON AND PINEAPPLE Cool
F'UCKING PREMIER LEAGUE IS WANK ANYWAY Angry WHO WANT'S TO HOPE WE CAN WIN NINE GAMES AND DRAW TEN ANYWAY Huh AND NOT GET F'UCKING MULLERED BY THE SUPER RICH EVERY WEEK. REALITY SAYS THAT NOT ONE OF OUR CURRENT SQUAD WOULD CUT IT IN THAT DIVISION BECAUSE THEY'D HAVE BEEN TAPPED UP BY NOW Doh
OK, I've had time to calm down and think about it Thumb up Maybe Westwood could get a seat on Crystal Palace's bench and Lee could be half decent with better players around him at Burnley. But the rest are with us for a reason Doh

And anyone who mentions Fessi needs to remember that the mighty Watford let us have him when they went up Doh just saying like Cool
so a team loaned out managed by a feffing pedo corpse xxxx speedo wearing xxxx has pipped us to the prize !! Wednesday you are wank !