KILL CANADIANS THEY ARE USELESS TO US !
F'UCKING WIFE TOLD ME I NEEDED A SHAVE
NOW I CAN'T WALK PROPERLY
WTF IS WRONG WITH HAVING HAIRS ON YOUR ARSE
UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SOME PEOPLE
I WAS TRYING TO HELP THE LOCAL COMMUNITY BY HOLDING A BBQ AND ALL I GET IS COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE PULLED PORK, SAUSAGES, PORK CHOPS AND BACON KEBABS
I HAD LOADS OF BOOZE AND EVEN A BLACKJACK TABLE SET UP
THERE'S NO F'UCKING PLEASING THESE ISLAMISTS
AND THEY HATED THE PORK DRIPPING
I ALMOST GOT LYNCHED WHEN I SUGGESTED THAT IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE WHAT I'D PUT ON I COULD ALWAYS DO SOME GAMMON AND PINEAPPLE
F'UCKING PREMIER LEAGUE IS WANK ANYWAY
WHO WANT'S TO HOPE WE CAN WIN NINE GAMES AND DRAW TEN ANYWAY
AND NOT GET F'UCKING MULLERED BY THE SUPER RICH EVERY WEEK. REALITY SAYS THAT NOT ONE OF OUR CURRENT SQUAD WOULD CUT IT IN THAT DIVISION BECAUSE THEY'D HAVE BEEN TAPPED UP BY NOW
OK, I've had time to calm down and think about it
Maybe Westwood could get a seat on Crystal Palace's bench and Lee could be half decent with better players around him at Burnley. But the rest are with us for a reason
And anyone who mentions Fessi needs to remember that the mighty Watford let us have him when they went up
just saying like
so a team loaned out managed by a feffing pedo corpse xxxx speedo wearing xxxx has pipped us to the prize !! Wednesday you are wank !