F'UCK 'EM
IT'S STILL THE CRICKET SEASON
Hoo-bleedin-ray. Finally got reply from my MP. It wasn't what I hoped, and it was rude of him to call me a c*nt (my asterisk - not his) on House of Commons headed paper!
I've written 7 letters to him suggesting prison sentences for
any right-handers publicly using their fork in their right hand.
I actually suggested amputation in my last letter, to which he's finally (rudely) replied. I'd said I'm fed up with American sayings and habits creeping into the English way of life. And that you'd never have seen any twat shovelling food right-handed (when they
are RH) back in the 50s, and indeed, I was made to go without pudding once at school for not balancing peas onto the awkward side of my left-hand fork,
let alone my right-hand!!
His response (you should see it) had 5 f*cks, 1 c*nt, and 4 w*nkers in it (my asterisks). I think he's got the message, though, because he alluded to my joining these offenders "in a f*cking big prison in Siberia". That's recognition I suppose.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR
Why didn't my Grand parents f'ucking stay in Italy
I could have been a Juve supporter and bastard warm in August
twats
although I'd probably have been born on the Torino side of the family