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ENGLAND WC 2018 QUAILFYING THREAD
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Heres the thread for all the qualifying games as we dont know whats happened to Thurnypants ? personally i dont exspect much neither do i give a flying fluffer Whistle but its better than talking about Golf Cricket and bloody Rounders while sufferday comes back Doh

First game up is against Mighty Slovakia sunday sometime who the feff cares Doh who as we speak are building a wall across there goal and planning when to hit us on the counter attack and stick one through that useless big headed twats Harts butter fingers or legs Whistle

There is no competition for smilies and anyone who gets all giddy if we win shall be banned from the thread Angry you are allowed to take the piss out of scotland if you like ? but as 2 off our boys will be playing for them i will be supporting them more than England Thumb up

Thats it pick youre worst team worst tactics and we are off with another pile of shit that will lead to absalutly feff all come the tournement in that crazy maniac putins back garden Doh

And dont forget to like the thread and rate it 5 stars you c-unts !
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6-1 Banjo

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HARD ON

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#3
well big sams first mistake which will eventually cost him his job at wc 2018  is picking Rooney the second is making him captain now he has to play him all the feffing time Doh

I can hear Magic roundabout theme Doh
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#4
I've had de ja vu since 1970 with England Doh I'm not waiting for owt to change now Laugh Might as well cut my toe nails and spit them at the dog for entertainment Laugh
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Come on England, Woo!

10 - 0. Bobby Charlton 9, Gary Lineker 1.

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GOAL.
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3-1 Vardy

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QAPLA!

Rooney to retire from International Football after 2018 World Cup, too late in some peoples eyes.
Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
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#7
What did I miss Whistle
Removed until we're actually on our way back  Doh
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#8
I can't wait for it, Fly into Vienna on Friday and then transfer into Bratislava for a long weekend of fine weather,shit football and very cheap beer....what's not to like?
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#9
Youve obviously escaped a lunatic asylum!
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(31-08-2016, 14:02)WakeyTerrier Wrote: I can't wait for it, Fly into Vienna on Friday and then transfer into Bratislava for a long weekend of fine weather,shit football and very cheap beer....what's not to like?

Went to Bratislava a few years ago now to watch England. Not a bad place for an ex-Communist country. Watch out for the bouncers though, they don't take prisoners!
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