[Arcane Astral Aeons]

so to the Pin The Tail On The Donkey
eventually won by the Belgian who pinned it spot on

to the Squash....and a perfectly poured glass by G.B
Womens Netball:......pretty exciting but no result between Azerbaijan And Cuba  into over time No idea of the score

Badminton: And there is some confusion here as to the size of the cocks being used(who knew they had a size issue)
Womens Boxing: The Taiwanese Boxer Was Disqualified for a low blow....the Spanish Woman most certainly felt that

Discus Now: the Belorussian  woman has thrown a huge 85 metres(oh wait it wasnt a discus it was her husbands dirty breakfast plate)
(always wash your breakfast plates up guys)

ans so to the Plumb In A Washing Machine......G.B managed It In 6.5 minutes and looks like taking the gold medal

Up Next The Mouse Trap Event
and after completing the putting together of the mouse trap...the russian was left red faced when the mouse actually escaped


Highlights To Follow At 6.00PM

[WBA-Josh]

Onto the Straight Jacket Championship. The Irish's best chance for a medal falls at the feet of prominent nutcase and idiot extraordinaire Triple AAA Leprechaun. He has 2 minutes to escape from his jacket and if he fails to escape he will drop into the Whale Pool where the Whale will be waiting to eat him up.

The starter pistol has been fired and we're off. Triple AAA has been able to wriggle his right arm out of the jacket but he seems to have got his left arm stuck and doesn't seem to have the strength to get it out. His lonely left handed masturbation practice hasn't come up trumps.

The timer has now hit 0 and Triple AAA has now been dropped into the Beefy Zone where he is now being devoured by Beefysuarus Rex who went straight for the penis because he's a kinky bitch.

There goes the Irish's best chance at a medal. Just like in the bedroom, Triple AAA came up very, very short.

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Onto the Straight Jacket Championship. The Irish's best chance for a medal falls at the feet of prominent nutcase and idiot extraordinaire Triple AAA Leprechaun. He has 2 minutes to escape from his jacket and if he fails to escape he will drop into the Whale Pool where the Whale will be waiting to eat him up.

The starter pistol has been fired and we're off. Triple AAA has been able to wriggle his right arm out of the jacket but he seems to have got his left arm stuck and doesn't seem to have the strength to get it out. His lonely left handed masturbation practice hasn't come up trumps.

The timer has now hit 0 and Triple AAA has now been dropped into the Beefy Zone where he is now being devoured by Beefysuarus Rex who went straight for the penis because he's a kinky bitch.

There goes the Irish's best chance at a medal. Just like in the bedroom, Triple AAA came up very, very short.

i will certainly have several pints of whatever Josh Has Been drinking 
thank for making sound like a battery
and i am actually right handed
but thanks all the same for taking time out to worry if i would avoid being gobbled off by the Beefysaurus Rex

[Blue Baggie]

I'm dissappointed with the amount of missing sports.
Not a mention of football / tennis / rowing / archery / shooting / eventing / diving / cycling to mention a few.
Get with it AAA and stop cherry picking the reported events.
Keep your public updated.
BB