[Jacko The Flopsy Piglet]

I'm (sort of) looking forward to having a Satdi off sport sick of the missis bloody moaning about it   I'm not sure about picking up the Winter dog shit out of the garden though  

and the French have never forgiven the Irish for helping us to rescue them from the Germans in two consecutive World Wars  

I thought it was the Yanks that rescued us and the Frogs twice!