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We won't even turn up, which is all Everton have to do.

So true!

Pulis is incapable of anything other than type. So we will be setting up to not concede, then concede after 2 minutes.....

Other things we can predict:

Olly will head/play/hoof aimless balls forward/upwards to no one inparticular.
Rondon will run around areas of the pitch that no one else occupies.
Rondon will be unable to control the one single ball that manages to make it's way to him.
Saido will look a few pounds lighter after 120mins exercise on Wednesday.
McClean will be 'pumped' up and will try to break as many Everton legs as possible without getting a red.
As above but with a red.
Gardner will don his 'Wallace and Grommet' grimmace and sucessfully pass the ball to another Baggie 15% of the time.
Ben will kick at least half of his clearances straight into touch.
Chester will struggle playing at LB/RB or any other position that he is not suited to.
Pocognoli will not only be late getting ready but will be late with 50% of his tackles.
Pulis will be wearing a black trackie with white stripes.