[RainbowTurnedEastStand]

1. Arrogant in your place know it all.

2. Hates any defender under 6ft.

3. Refuses to play attacking full backs unless he`s got no other choice.

4. Waste`s money like its going of fashion.

5. Refuses to play attacking wingers unless they track back.

6. Rarely plays for a win away from home.

7. Isnt brave enough with team selections which is why he`ll never get a team in the top 10.

8. Hates natural goal scorers and tends to prefer big tall cart horses who work aard.

9. Very rarely can he take an average player and turn him into something even better.

10. Pulis will always keep teams in the Premier League but for just how long will fans put up with the negative style?
     crowds are already starting to dwindle which is worrying.

Agree?