[Thurnscoe_OWL]

first England game of the calendar year against the might of Lithuania. We'll struggle for 70 mins before finally deciding to give a shit (sounds familiar this season   )

Anywho, fúck knows who will line up for us so here's the squad/team news:

sturridge out with hip injury
Fraser Forster out for rest of season with ligament damage
lallana out

no doubt these who have knocks and have pulled out of the qualifier - which actually means something - will make a miraculous recovery in time for the Italy game   originally we only called up 2 keepers but injuries to forster (GK) and sturridge (ST) somehow means we now need 3 keepers  

no Ryan Bertrand who has arguably been the best LB of the season in the prem, obviously this is not good enough for Woy  

here's the rest of the squad then

GK - Green   Hart   Butland      
DEF - Clyne, Baines, Gibbs, Cahill, Jagielka, Walker   , Rose, Smalling   , Jones  
Mid - Townsend, Sterling, Mason, Carrick, Walcott, Barkley, Delph, Henderson, Milner  
ST  - Rooney, Welbeck, Kane
for some reason we only need 3 strikers but need 6 CM   and 3 GK   and one of those striker is Rooney who near enough plays CM most of the game 

expect some sort of 442


Thurnscoe_OWL's league for people who care about this shit
Current standings:

Thurnscoe        (  )
OwlKev        
Washington          
RAF    
Wereham    
St Charles  

as we can see, I am top by cheating   don't like it? tough shit  
OwlKev and Washington are tied on 4 a piece.
Wereham and RAF have 2 a piece
Charlie is bringing up the rear with 1



International Muppet league

Woy chucking hodgson for picking wank players and not starting harrykane against piss easy opposition   prick. You'll come out when I forget you're in
BBB for trying to make a mockery of my prediction league without actually joining in. 1 game ban


Reyt, lets get darn to the prediction stuff

1) scorer and scorer (no copying)
2) Total time of goals
3) total cards


score/scorer (england first)

Thurnscoe: 3-0 Kane
Charlie: 4-1 Kane,
Washington: 2-0 Rooney
madsteve: 2-0 Kane
Actual Result: 4-0 Rooney, Welbeck, Sterling or Kane
Kev: 4-0 Kane 
imre: 3-0 ROONEY
wereham: 5-0 Rooney
stateside: 3-1 Kane
maddix: 1-0 ROONEY






total time of goals

Thurnscoe: 150
Charlie: 217 mins for the goals
Washington: 123 minutes
madsteve: 111 mins
Kev: 200 mins
imre: 90 MINS
wereham:  179
stateside: 105 mins
maddix: 85 MINS
Actual Time: 182 mins




total cards

Thurnscoe: 4
Charlie: 3 cards
Washington:  2 cards
madsteve: 6 cards
Kev: 1 Card
imre: 4 CARDS
wereham: 3
stateside: 3 cards
maddix: 4 CARDS
Actual No of Cards: 3


as you will remember, with the great censorship of 2014 we were banned from having fun (summat about google and feminist crap) so I replaced the Kate pic with one of Kevin Bacon showing some flesh. There was no objection by the authorities (which I think shows double standards) however, recently we've been allowed to bring back the lucky tit's (still no word on the magic arse) although in a much more watered down manner. As such, Kate is being brought back for this game, any objections from them at the top and Big Kev will come back for the remainder of time and space to grace these much loved International match threads  







Kate Beckinsale tribute pic







Post what you think will bring us luck   I'll start us off (with help from maddix)

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