24-03-2015, 18:28
first England game of the calendar year against the might of Lithuania. We'll struggle for 70 mins before finally deciding to give a shit (sounds familiar this season 
)
Anywho, fúck knows who will line up for us so here's the squad/team news:
sturridge out with hip injury
Fraser Forster out for rest of season with ligament damage
lallana out
no doubt these who have knocks and have pulled out of the qualifier - which actually means something - will make a miraculous recovery in time for the Italy game originally we only called up 2 keepers but injuries to forster (GK) and sturridge (ST) somehow means we now need 3 keepers 
no Ryan Bertrand who has arguably been the best LB of the season in the prem, obviously this is not good enough for Woy
here's the rest of the squad then
GK - Green Hart 
Butland 
DEF - Clyne, Baines, Gibbs, Cahill, Jagielka, Walker , Rose, Smalling , Jones
Mid - Townsend, Sterling, Mason, Carrick, Walcott, Barkley, Delph, Henderson, Milner
ST - Rooney, Welbeck, Kane
for some reason we only need 3 strikers but need 6 CM and 3 GK and one of those striker is Rooney who near enough plays CM most of the game
expect some sort of 442
Thurnscoe_OWL's league for people who care about this shit
Current standings:
Thurnscoe
(
)
OwlKev
Washington
RAF
Wereham
St Charles
as we can see, I am top by cheating don't like it? tough shit 
OwlKev and Washington are tied on 4
a piece.
Wereham and RAF have 2 a piece
Charlie is bringing up the rear with 1
International Muppet league
Woy chucking hodgson for picking wank players and not starting harrykane against piss easy opposition
prick. You'll come out when I forget you're in
BBB for trying to make a mockery of my prediction league without actually joining in. 1 game ban
Reyt, lets get darn to the prediction stuff
1) scorer and scorer (no copying)
2) Total time of goals
3) total cards
score/scorer (england first)
Thurnscoe: 3-0 Kane
Charlie: 4-1 Kane,
Washington: 2-0 Rooney
madsteve: 2-0 Kane
Actual Result: 4-0 Rooney, Welbeck, Sterling or Kane
Kev: 4-0 Kane
imre: 3-0 ROONEY
wereham: 5-0 Rooney
stateside: 3-1 Kane
maddix: 1-0 ROONEY
total time of goals
Thurnscoe: 150
Charlie: 217 mins for the goals
Washington: 123 minutes
madsteve: 111 mins
Kev: 200 mins
imre: 90 MINS
wereham: 179
stateside: 105 mins
maddix: 85 MINS
Actual Time: 182 mins
total cards
Thurnscoe: 4
Charlie: 3 cards
Washington: 2 cards
madsteve: 6 cards
Kev: 1 Card
imre: 4 CARDS
wereham: 3
stateside: 3 cards
maddix: 4 CARDS
Actual No of Cards: 3
as you will remember, with the great censorship of 2014 we were banned from having fun (summat about google and feminist crap) so I replaced the Kate pic with one of Kevin Bacon showing some flesh. There was no objection by the authorities (which I think shows double standards) however, recently we've been allowed to bring back the lucky tit's (still no word on the magic arse) although in a much more watered down manner. As such, Kate is being brought back for this game, any objections from them at the top and Big Kev will come back for the remainder of time and space to grace these much loved International match threads
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Kate Beckinsale tribute pic
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Post what you think will bring us luck I'll start us off (with help from maddix)
lobster shit
)Anywho, fúck knows who will line up for us so here's the squad/team news:
sturridge out with hip injury
Fraser Forster out for rest of season with ligament damage
lallana out
no doubt these who have knocks and have pulled out of the qualifier - which actually means something - will make a miraculous recovery in time for the Italy game
originally we only called up 2 keepers but injuries to forster (GK) and sturridge (ST) somehow means we now need 3 keepers no Ryan Bertrand who has arguably been the best LB of the season in the prem, obviously this is not good enough for Woy
here's the rest of the squad then
GK - Green
Hart Butland DEF - Clyne, Baines, Gibbs, Cahill, Jagielka, Walker
, Rose, Smalling , Jones Mid - Townsend, Sterling, Mason, Carrick, Walcott, Barkley, Delph, Henderson, Milner
ST - Rooney, Welbeck, Kane
for some reason we only need 3 strikers but need 6 CM
and 3 GK and one of those striker is Rooney who near enough plays CM most of the game expect some sort of 442
Thurnscoe_OWL's league for people who care about this shit
Current standings:
Thurnscoe
( )OwlKev
Washington
RAF
Wereham
St Charles
as we can see, I am top by cheating
don't like it? tough shit OwlKev and Washington are tied on 4
a piece.Wereham and RAF have 2
a pieceCharlie is bringing up the rear with 1
International Muppet league
Woy chucking hodgson for picking wank players and not starting harrykane against piss easy opposition
prick. You'll come out when I forget you're inBBB for trying to make a mockery of my prediction league without actually joining in. 1 game ban
Reyt, lets get darn to the prediction stuff
1) scorer and scorer (no copying)
2) Total time of goals
3) total cards
score/scorer (england first)
Thurnscoe: 3-0 Kane
Charlie: 4-1 Kane,
Washington: 2-0 Rooney
madsteve: 2-0 Kane
Actual Result: 4-0 Rooney, Welbeck, Sterling or Kane
Kev: 4-0 Kane
imre: 3-0 ROONEY
wereham: 5-0 Rooney
stateside: 3-1 Kane
maddix: 1-0 ROONEY
total time of goals
Thurnscoe: 150
Charlie: 217 mins for the goals
Washington: 123 minutes
madsteve: 111 mins
Kev: 200 mins
imre: 90 MINS
wereham: 179
stateside: 105 mins
maddix: 85 MINS
Actual Time: 182 mins
total cards
Thurnscoe: 4
Charlie: 3 cards
Washington: 2 cards
madsteve: 6 cards
Kev: 1 Card
imre: 4 CARDS
wereham: 3
stateside: 3 cards
maddix: 4 CARDS
Actual No of Cards: 3
as you will remember, with the great censorship of 2014 we were banned from having fun (summat about google and feminist crap) so I replaced the Kate pic with one of Kevin Bacon showing some flesh. There was no objection by the authorities (which I think shows double standards) however, recently we've been allowed to bring back the lucky tit's (still no word on the magic arse) although in a much more watered down manner. As such, Kate is being brought back for this game, any objections from them at the top and Big Kev will come back for the remainder of time and space to grace these much loved International match threads
Kate Beckinsale tribute pic
Post what you think will bring us luck
I'll start us off (with help from maddix)lobster shit