[St Charles Owl]

I don't know about anyone else but I quite fancy a bacon sarnie for supper   with Daddy's sauce   It's much better that that HP crap  

Anyway I've got the grill on so does anyone else fancy one ?

I've got a poppyseed bloomer, a plain bloomer, some part baked baguettes, so you can have it on warm bread, or good old Warburtons in the cupboard   and you can have Country Life butter or some flucking spread by Clover that the wife buys  

And there's some mushrooms that could do with cooking   and a chunk of cheddar that looks as though it may be better off eaten melted  

Shit Maddix, stop it will you!!!! Would love an English bacon and egg sarnie on Warburtons with either Daddies or HP sauce!!! Cheese is optional, I'll make that decision when I get there!!! Cup of tea would wash it down nicely as well!!

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ahh but there's still time for them to spoil my night and it wouldn't take much to put me in a bad mood atm

Nah, they are done!!! There I have said it! And yes we are all aware of your fragile teenage moods!!!