[Maddix]

BBC Sport's Simon Stone at Old Trafford:

"A nervy start from United and their defence still looks suspect despite recent improvements."

When will these numpties learn that you can't say United are doing this or that when both teams are called United?  

They won't they're all patronising cnuts who think the whole world supports an EPL team and are only familiar with the cosy club and that the existence of other teams is a myth spawned by some heretic who wrote a far flung tale about the 91/92 season and even made up a falsified league table that didn't show the 'big four' at the top of the legendary 'Division 1'