[Devongone]

Even if we play on a Clay Court in Paris with Rafa Nadal refereeing, we'll still lose, but we won't be the only ones.

Suggested injuries, Loz Maguire scrubbing his teeth before the warm-up - dislocated jaw.
McCourt damages retina reading team sheet.
Nathan Tyson, dropped by geriatric care staff when being changed.
Kellerman incurs migraine during complex tactical briefing.
Whittle, overcome by anxiety during mindfulness exercise.