[Lord Snooty]

Never had to use it, but I downloaded the What3Words app. Might help the taxi to find you, but only if he has the app himself.

Anyway, as theo says, at least you're home safe now. Bet you were going potty.

Worst one I had, football involved, was breaking down on the way home from Workington after an FA Cup game in the 80s. Spent the night in Tebay Services. They closed at 10 in those days, so we had to kip in the van.