[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Onto the Straight Jacket Championship. The Irish's best chance for a medal falls at the feet of prominent nutcase and idiot extraordinaire Triple AAA Leprechaun. He has 2 minutes to escape from his jacket and if he fails to escape he will drop into the Whale Pool where the Whale will be waiting to eat him up.

The starter pistol has been fired and we're off. Triple AAA has been able to wriggle his right arm out of the jacket but he seems to have got his left arm stuck and doesn't seem to have the strength to get it out. His lonely left handed masturbation practice hasn't come up trumps.

The timer has now hit 0 and Triple AAA has now been dropped into the Beefy Zone where he is now being devoured by Beefysuarus Rex who went straight for the penis because he's a kinky bitch.

There goes the Irish's best chance at a medal. Just like in the bedroom, Triple AAA came up very, very short.

i will certainly have several pints of whatever Josh Has Been drinking 
thank for making sound like a battery
and i am actually right handed
but thanks all the same for taking time out to worry if i would avoid being gobbled off by the Beefysaurus Rex