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Finally Deciphered Black Country Spake
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The toim wus gerrin near fer the Sairvyer ter cum on airth. God ad promised we, wen Adam an Eve fust sinned in the gardin, tharra Sairvyer ud cum. The proffits ad tode the littluns of Israel tharree wus gunna cum. God sent th'airnjul Gabriel tew a yung wummun nairmed Mary. Er wus Elizabeth's cuzzen. When Mary sid th'airnjul it mithered er, cus er day know worree wus a-dewin theer. Gabriel sed, "Now doe be frit, Mary. God ay arf blessed yow. Yome gunnav a babby an is nairm's gunna be Jesus. E wo arf be a grairt mon." Mary ansud "Ah'm a sairvent a the Lord, soo lerrevrythin appen wot yone sed."

God gid Mary the son th'airnjul ad promised er. Mary rapped im in swoddlin clews, laird im in a mairnjer and called im Jesus.
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Finally Deciphered Black Country Spake - by Arcane Astral Aeons - 31-07-2020, 23:17
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