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+----- Thread: Finally Deciphered Black Country Spake (/showthread.php?tid=9626)
Finally Deciphered Black Country Spake - Arcane Astral Aeons - 31-07-2020
well how yow lot dooin tonight
hope yow lot am dooin well
dow forget to toon into me next istalment of the olympiks
yow raylly dow wanaa miss this un
jesus christ they really do sound like that round here
bloody cavemen and women although i did see a woman earlier with a half spelt rite tatoo...it said MUVVA
oh well
i wasnt saying anything
RE: Finally Deciphered Black Country Spake - Ska'dForLife-WBA - 31-07-2020
The toim wus gerrin near fer the Sairvyer ter cum on airth. God ad promised we, wen Adam an Eve fust sinned in the gardin, tharra Sairvyer ud cum. The proffits ad tode the littluns of Israel tharree wus gunna cum. God sent th'airnjul Gabriel tew a yung wummun nairmed Mary. Er wus Elizabeth's cuzzen. When Mary sid th'airnjul it mithered er, cus er day know worree wus a-dewin theer. Gabriel sed, "Now doe be frit, Mary. God ay arf blessed yow. Yome gunnav a babby an is nairm's gunna be Jesus. E wo arf be a grairt mon." Mary ansud "Ah'm a sairvent a the Lord, soo lerrevrythin appen wot yone sed."
God gid Mary the son th'airnjul ad promised er. Mary rapped im in swoddlin clews, laird im in a mairnjer and called im Jesus.
RE: Finally Deciphered Black Country Spake - Arcane Astral Aeons - 01-08-2020
(31-07-2020, 23:53)Ska\dForLife-WBA Wrote: The toim wus gerrin near fer the Sairvyer ter cum on airth. God ad promised we, wen Adam an Eve fust sinned in the gardin, tharra Sairvyer ud cum. The proffits ad tode the littluns of Israel tharree wus gunna cum. God sent th'airnjul Gabriel tew a yung wummun nairmed Mary. Er wus Elizabeth's cuzzen. When Mary sid th'airnjul it mithered er, cus er day know worree wus a-dewin theer. Gabriel sed, "Now doe be frit, Mary. God ay arf blessed yow. Yome gunnav a babby an is nairm's gunna be Jesus. E wo arf be a grairt mon." Mary ansud "Ah'm a sairvent a the Lord, soo lerrevrythin appen wot yone sed."
God gid Mary the son th'airnjul ad promised er. Mary rapped im in swoddlin clews, laird im in a mairnjer and called im Jesus.
bloody religious bible bashing
basically it says
"yo husband find me somewhere to give birth to sprog
and mek it quik i cor howld on frever"
so they woz given a 2 star room in the stable
were the vergin mutha give birfh to the babby jeasus
and the rest ov it is scribbled in foklore grew up in dugley and woz criucified on two plonks a wud ahside dugley casel
or something like that
life of Brian was better
what have the black country ever done for us?
Dugley Zoo....oh shut up
RE: Finally Deciphered Black Country Spake - Dingle-Dingle - 01-08-2020
woz criucified on two plonks a wud ahside dugley casel
Ar fought it were Barry Bonk, tha X is still theere.
DD
