[Lord Snooty]

I've been trying to remember the last time I actually watched one of these finals. Must've been when the Liverpool fans ran riot and a load of Italians got killed. Since then I haven't been able to drum up any enthusiasm for this non event, over hyped rubbish competition.
I did switch on for the last 5 minutes of one once when I'd seen on Ceefax that ManU were losing, only for the jammy sods to go on and win it.