12-04-2019, 21:27
The phone rings in the Whitehouse, "Yo - Donny Speaking"
"Oh Hi Donny its Nige"
D - "Mmmm Nige who"
N - "Nigel Farage, you remember, your favourite Brit"
D - "Oh yeah The slimey bah..... sorry Limey Bar steward"
N - " Donny its me Old Nigey"
D - "Oh hi Nigey, sorry I dint recognize your deep manly voice, what can I do for you"
N - " Well my popularity is slipping a bit, the UK press just ignore me now and I miss the limelight, any idea what I can do"
D - "You could try suing Teresa May"
N - "Cant do that Don"
D - "You could sue the queen then"
N - "No Don you cant do things like that over here"
D - "I know, why not start a new political party, you could call it the Break Shit party"
N - " Now that's an idea Don, sounds good to me - The Brexit party, just up my street, how do I get things moving?"
D - "You remember you told me about your old Nanny?"
N - " Erm Yes"
D - "Well do you know any other like minded people that you could get to join up with you?"
N - "Actually yes but they are all in the Conservative party - mind you, one has a sister who isnt doing a lot at the minute"
D - "OK great, do they still know the Nanny, can you have a word with her?"
N - "Yes but do you think ts wise to talk like this over the phone"
D - "No probs Nige if I can get away with the Russian thingy then I can walk on water"
N - "OK if you say so, I will have a word with Annunziata"
D - "Woha, I didnt know you were religious Nige"
N - "No Don, thats the name of Jacobs sister"
D - " Nige, am not interested in your religious beliefs. am not interested in Jacob or his sister, am talking about the Nanny "
N - " Ahh, I'm with you now, you mean dummies, nappies, spanking, the works"
D - "My god - at last. I was thinking we could have a bit of a get together in the raw so to speak, you can bring Jacob and his Sister if you want, after all it is their Nanny"
N - "Good thinking Don, I'll get it all set up maybe if I can get a few pics at the party I could do a bit of blackmail and boost the party's funds and get a few new members"
D - "Call me when you do Nige, I'll bring my own towels"
N - "Thanks Don, I just wish I could be more like you"
"Oh Hi Donny its Nige"
D - "Mmmm Nige who"
N - "Nigel Farage, you remember, your favourite Brit"
D - "Oh yeah The slimey bah..... sorry Limey Bar steward"
N - " Donny its me Old Nigey"
D - "Oh hi Nigey, sorry I dint recognize your deep manly voice, what can I do for you"
N - " Well my popularity is slipping a bit, the UK press just ignore me now and I miss the limelight, any idea what I can do"
D - "You could try suing Teresa May"
N - "Cant do that Don"
D - "You could sue the queen then"
N - "No Don you cant do things like that over here"
D - "I know, why not start a new political party, you could call it the Break Shit party"
N - " Now that's an idea Don, sounds good to me - The Brexit party, just up my street, how do I get things moving?"
D - "You remember you told me about your old Nanny?"
N - " Erm Yes"
D - "Well do you know any other like minded people that you could get to join up with you?"
N - "Actually yes but they are all in the Conservative party - mind you, one has a sister who isnt doing a lot at the minute"
D - "OK great, do they still know the Nanny, can you have a word with her?"
N - "Yes but do you think ts wise to talk like this over the phone"
D - "No probs Nige if I can get away with the Russian thingy then I can walk on water"
N - "OK if you say so, I will have a word with Annunziata"
D - "Woha, I didnt know you were religious Nige"
N - "No Don, thats the name of Jacobs sister"
D - " Nige, am not interested in your religious beliefs. am not interested in Jacob or his sister, am talking about the Nanny "
N - " Ahh, I'm with you now, you mean dummies, nappies, spanking, the works"
D - "My god - at last. I was thinking we could have a bit of a get together in the raw so to speak, you can bring Jacob and his Sister if you want, after all it is their Nanny"
N - "Good thinking Don, I'll get it all set up maybe if I can get a few pics at the party I could do a bit of blackmail and boost the party's funds and get a few new members"
D - "Call me when you do Nige, I'll bring my own towels"
N - "Thanks Don, I just wish I could be more like you"
Big Bore Exhaust = Small Dick