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Maidenhead United - spireitematt - 10-04-2019
Last game of the season is away at Maidenhead and the kick off is 12:30pm like all the games in the National League that day.
Maidenhead's ground is next door to Maidenhead Conservative Club. Fans might meet Theresa May as its her constituency. Wonder if any fans will start the "Oh Jeremy Corbyn" chant
RE: Maidenhead United - SaltergateBorn - 11-04-2019
From a personal point of view, Matt, the chant she would get from me would be the same one that any of our (dis)Honourable Members would hear right now; "You don`t know what you`re doing..........."
RE: Maidenhead United - Devongone - 11-04-2019
She'll be in Brussels with the rest of the sprouts.
RE: Maidenhead United - Dancingwilldoit - 12-04-2019
I'm keeping my mouth firmly shut due to libel laws.
RE: Maidenhead United - spireitematt - 12-04-2019
(11-04-2019, 17:39)Devongone Wrote: She'll be in Brussels with the rest of the sprouts.
Which one is the turkey?
RE: Maidenhead United - SaltergateBorn - 12-04-2019
The one that`s getting well and truly stuffed.
That`ll be us, then.
RE: Maidenhead United - Dancingwilldoit - 12-04-2019
The phone rings in the Whitehouse, "Yo - Donny Speaking"
"Oh Hi Donny its Nige"
D - "Mmmm Nige who"
N - "Nigel Farage, you remember, your favourite Brit"
D - "Oh yeah The slimey bah..... sorry Limey Bar steward"
N - " Donny its me Old Nigey"
D - "Oh hi Nigey, sorry I dint recognize your deep manly voice, what can I do for you"
N - " Well my popularity is slipping a bit, the UK press just ignore me now and I miss the limelight, any idea what I can do"
D - "You could try suing Teresa May"
N - "Cant do that Don"
D - "You could sue the queen then"
N - "No Don you cant do things like that over here"
D - "I know, why not start a new political party, you could call it the Break Shit party"
N - " Now that's an idea Don, sounds good to me - The Brexit party, just up my street, how do I get things moving?"
D - "You remember you told me about your old Nanny?"
N - " Erm Yes"
D - "Well do you know any other like minded people that you could get to join up with you?"
N - "Actually yes but they are all in the Conservative party - mind you, one has a sister who isnt doing a lot at the minute"
D - "OK great, do they still know the Nanny, can you have a word with her?"
N - "Yes but do you think ts wise to talk like this over the phone"
D - "No probs Nige if I can get away with the Russian thingy then I can walk on water"
N - "OK if you say so, I will have a word with Annunziata"
D - "Woha, I didnt know you were religious Nige"
N - "No Don, thats the name of Jacobs sister"
D - " Nige, am not interested in your religious beliefs. am not interested in Jacob or his sister, am talking about the Nanny "
N - " Ahh, I'm with you now, you mean dummies, nappies, spanking, the works"
D - "My god - at last. I was thinking we could have a bit of a get together in the raw so to speak, you can bring Jacob and his Sister if you want, after all it is their Nanny"
N - "Good thinking Don, I'll get it all set up maybe if I can get a few pics at the party I could do a bit of blackmail and boost the party's funds and get a few new members"
D - "Call me when you do Nige, I'll bring my own towels"
N - "Thanks Don, I just wish I could be more like you"