[TheDaddy]

If we go down and Pardew leaves then Jens Keller will be my choice to rebuild us. Vastly experienced, coached Schalke in the Champions League and knows how to build a team with a good balance to it. Plus he likes bringing through young players. He is the guy that gave Max Meyer, Sead Kolasinac, Leroy Sane and Leon Goretzka their chance at Schalke. Whether he wants to leave Germany and come to England is another thing.

If we go down and Pardew leaves then James Tiberius Kirk will be my choice to rebuild us.  Vastly experienced, commanded the Enterprise in Klingon space, and knows how to build a team with a good balance to it.  Plus he likes bringing through young players.  He is the guy that gave Montgomery Scott, Pavel Chekov, Hikaru Sulu and Nyota Uhura their chance on the bridge.  Whether he wants to leave Rigel 7 and come to England is another thing.




(Apologies, but it is a Garry thread, so someone had to do it).

Uhura is a girl, sulu and Chekhov will never get work permits post brexit, I fear this plan is doomed.

I'm surprised pardew has started so badly, he does normally start slow but it takes a couple of years before the wheels come flying of. I don't think it's all over yet though, far from it