[spireitematt]

Every man from Holmewood  sees a relationship as an opportunity to run around in girls' pants. You weren't born in Derbyshire were you Dancing? That's why Holmewood's football teams were so hard ....... in every way.

You don't go to Holmewood looking for normal. Its Louis Theroux country.

And Holmewood was one of the more normal places in the Sutton and Skegby League.

At least the surroundings in the Hope Valley League looked nice, even though some of the opposition were so strong and silent you felt they had never left their own family (up to AND INCLUDING conception) - I'll never be acceptable to the Snowflake generation will I Matt?.

Not likely Dev. Everything will be classed as offensive in some way or other in the future.