[meandbrenarebaggies]

The head coach is gone. The feeding frenzy to replace him begins.
Suggestions emerge from the swamp that football precariously floats on.
Can you be addicted to optimism? This one has a name that a panel of
linguists would stumble over and a pedigree gained in a league played half
way up some Himilayan mountain; this one is so suitable we would win
United Nations approval if appointed; this one is so difficult to hire he
must be the golden one, etc,etc…
Hello out there..It really, really, really doesn’t matter at all.
The manager/head coach’s contribution is a zero sum one.
As many times as they select the right team they select the wrong one.
For all their words of praise they have as many words of discouragement.
At any point in time, any league will show those at the top and those at
the bottom, This proves that half of ALL managers are currently failing.
So why invest so much faith in their abilities? I seriously think a case could
be made to hire them based just on the length of their arms…after all its
waving them about on the touchline during a game that defines them.
We need a real knuckle dragger out there. It matters not what language
he (or she) yells at the players…they don’t listen. Hire who you like but
remember…they don’t play. Get an orangutang from Chester zoo and put
it on the bench..use the money saved to buy another player…somebody
who can ACTUALLY make a difference.