[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Sacking Pulis, whilst the correct thing to do, has given us a headache, unless the board have secretly been negotiating.
Who to appoint in place of a guy who, tbh,  has done a pretty good job of steadying the Good Ship Albion for the last 2 years.

I need to get this out there from the off......Do Not Appoint Anyone Currently Managing in Scotland to Manage anywhere in England. Please STOP talking Mciness up as though he's some kind of messiah in waiting. The guy is useless. Add Pardew, Big Sam, Curbishly, Oneil (both of them), Shakespeare and the rest of the 'B' list clingons that earn a living by failing and generally being crap.

Foreign managers are a complete 'hit and miss'.  Hull and Watford got lucky whereas we ended up with an idiot called Pepe Mel.

Don't leave a lot,  does it?

For me, at this stage of the season we need a guy fully aware of what the prem is about, I.e Koeman.

Got a horrible feeling that we're gonna wish we had stuck and not twisted.

However, there is a chance that our board are only pretending to be rubbish (who on earth would allow Megson near a prem squad and not suffer?) and come up with a name to have us jumping for joy.
This is a 'last throw of the dice ' decision but I'm not holding my breath.

Reckon we could be fecked.  (Unless it's Koeman of course)

Derek Mcinnes?......no thank you
he`s managing in a pi$$ poor scottish league where all the teams do is try to fight for second place
big sam?....big no
pardew?.......again no thank you
Koeman?.........like to see him in charge,but are we below him?
i know someone who will be out of a job soon....maybe we should try him
Robert Mugabe.....knows nothing about football.....oh wait...aint we just sacked someone the same?

Problem with that is you can't sack Mugabe.....he'd just refuse to go.

ok mugabe is a non starter...he`d probably want half of West Bromwich as well
how about a woman?
Angel Merkel may be out of job soon
you know what they say about them Germans
efficient
attention to detail
good at bringing the youth through
not sure about the brummie singing Merkel`s Barmy Army though