[BaggieMan]

------------A Junior Dingle Poem-----------
I wish I were a Baggie, just like me Mom 'n Dad
Cos if I were a Baggie, things would never be so bad.

But 'ere I am a Dingle although not very old,
I 'ave to slink in shadows, not like a Baggie Bold.

When I am a Big Dingle I'll leave the Bowl behind
And travel down to Baggieland where people are so kind.

And there I'll watch topflight football and not Division Three
And all the misguided Dingles will really envy me !