Got to share this with you guys,
I found this on westbrom.com earlier...........
IT's Brilliant  
 
 
Quote from: dont ask me to choose luv on Today at 11:47:25 AM
Ever bought a secondhand car only to get it home & you find out it's fugged?  :'(
For Sale:
Manufacturer:Berahino
Model:          S (MK1)
Year:            1993
Made:           Burundi
Developed:   West Bromwich (UK)
Mileage:       Very high (some might say very, very high)
MOT:            No (failed last test)
Fuel:            Hybrid (Gas & Coke)
Guarantee:   None! due to high maintenance costs
The curves on this model will get heads turning & people definitely talking, 1 extremely careful owner from new, initial usage was excellent but has let a lot of people down recently.
Price reduced down to £12 million from £20 million only a few months ago, this was due to niggling issues such as re-shaping around the middle & excessive attitude problems.
Can be viewed waddling around a Premier league ground near you but be quick as this model wont be there for long.
EDIT: *SOLD* to a Mr Hughes in Stoke on Trent 
Please note this was 'sold as seen' there are definitely, definitely NO returns (even if you did find a little leak after purchase)