[Arcane Astral Aeons]

SHOCK...GASP.....HORROR
Kristien is actually posting a thread (loosely) About football

having done hours(well 30seconds) of research
i have come to the conclusion that football DID actually exist (BPL) thats Before Premier League
times we all spent freezing our nuts off in December watching our breath drift off in the atmosphere
all games kicked off at 3.00PM
all those hand held radios glued to fans ear holes or those posh ones that had that small earpiece inserted in their left ear
queuing at half time for the toilets...hearing the lovely sound of urine melting the ice and breathing in the scent of warm urine

looking at the scoreboard along side the pitch not knowing who game M was cause you had forgotten to buy a programme
that lovely winters day walk back up the Birmingham Road towards West Bromwich
getting drowned by twat motorists who thought it fun to drive as close to the pavement as they could
oh yes they were the days
getting up and watching Star Soccer Highlights on sundays

now what do we have?
effing silly kick off times
over inflated ticket prices
a very uncomfortable plastic seat
frisked on the way into the ground(love that)
being told to sit all the time
and highlights on stupid o clock


ahhh oh for the good old days