29-07-2020, 21:28
day 3 highlights(well if the bloody BBC can do it with Cricket)
the cause of the oil spill that postponed the marathon has been identified a simple case of someone leaving the valves open on a diesel truck
all being well it should be run tomorrow(oh joy)
the womens 100 metres breaststroke was won by a nipple(close race that one)
the France/Spain basketball match has now entered it 200th quarter still 0-0
the brazilians are threatening legal action over their shock defeat by the outer hebrides citing the hebrides are not an affiliated FIFA side(sour grapes if you ask me)
and a brief update on we were unable to show you earlier
the mens pole vault was halted due to a lack of poles(since when has that ever happened poles are everywhere)
we were unable to show any coverage of the semi final of the mens erection competition due to porn hub claiming total rites over the event
(bo**ocks To Them)
the beach volleyball final will be played between two really fit american tarts and a pair of really weird looking Brazilians(oh sorry i got that wrong the opponents will be spain who have both had a Brazilian)
and so as the sun sets on an exciting day here in(where the hell am i?......no idea but a nurse has just shown up) loony ward 7 i will hand you back to the studio(whoooaaaaa good drugs these)
the cause of the oil spill that postponed the marathon has been identified a simple case of someone leaving the valves open on a diesel truck
all being well it should be run tomorrow(oh joy)
the womens 100 metres breaststroke was won by a nipple(close race that one)
the France/Spain basketball match has now entered it 200th quarter still 0-0
the brazilians are threatening legal action over their shock defeat by the outer hebrides citing the hebrides are not an affiliated FIFA side(sour grapes if you ask me)
and a brief update on we were unable to show you earlier
the mens pole vault was halted due to a lack of poles(since when has that ever happened poles are everywhere)
we were unable to show any coverage of the semi final of the mens erection competition due to porn hub claiming total rites over the event
(bo**ocks To Them)
the beach volleyball final will be played between two really fit american tarts and a pair of really weird looking Brazilians(oh sorry i got that wrong the opponents will be spain who have both had a Brazilian)
and so as the sun sets on an exciting day here in(where the hell am i?......no idea but a nurse has just shown up) loony ward 7 i will hand you back to the studio(whoooaaaaa good drugs these)
@Kristien 1965