[theo_luddite]

Hey, dance down the wicket and swing a full blooded one at the first ball, what can possibly go wrong?

Four down passed short leg or anyone hugging the mid on or off positions, unless the bowler has the reactions of a cat, a six back over the bowler's head or stumped? So one in three chances of making 0 unless you dolly one to any fielder in those positions either side of the wicket, but I doubt there will be 6 of them waiting that close either side of the wicket somehow.

The orange juice tastes better when you've got first dibs and all the ice hasn't melted yet, plus the q to the bar is shorter.