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The Padded Cell
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13-02-2017, 01:53
Can't wait for Christmas
 Bought loads of reduced decs  Shame they don't sell off all the whisky and beer at an 80% reduction 
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20-02-2017, 00:34
Ford are bringing out a diesel version of their sporty Focus model. Apparently it's an STD
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02-03-2017, 00:43
Hello, Hello, Hello, Helloooo
 There's a terrible echo on this site I've just extended the garden by a few feet more f'ucking dog shit to pick up
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02-03-2017, 13:24
Are we going to rename this thread "The Maddix Padded Cell"???
Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
04-03-2017, 23:32
I was quite disappointed with Ford when they scrapped the Escort and ditched the policy of naming their cars after wank mags
 I was looking forward to the Ford Readers Wife's Special Edition or the Rustler but all we get now is a Focus STD
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06-03-2017, 00:03
The wife caught me shagging another bird tonight
she's now insisting that we have to get rid of all the chickens and she'll never eat a free range egg again 
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07-03-2017, 23:54
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08-03-2017, 03:52
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