[Kennyg]

Ooooh! The HMRC are investigating fraud allegations at certain clubs, including Newcastle United and - surprise surprise - Wet Sham! I wonder what the outcome will be?

[Zinman]

Once the investigation is concluded the FA will announce their own enquiry. Some unfashionable small club found to have infringed the rules will have points deducted, banned from any transfer dealings and heavily fined. West Ham will be told not to do it again (after all they did win the World Cup don't you know).

[4evaabaggie]

Once the investigation is concluded the FA will announce their own enquiry. Some unfashionable small club found to have infringed the rules will have points deducted, banned from any transfer dealings and heavily fined. West Ham will be told not to do it again (after all they did win the World Cup don't you know).

Zinman, the investigation into Newcastle and West Ham will find West Brom guilty of playing by the rules, we will be docked 40 points which will be given to West Ham so they can qualify for Europe. We will be banned from signing any players for ten years to make sure we are relegated and that the northwest and London league is not stained by fair play from the, dare I say it, Midlands.