[Maddix]

THE MATCH - SATURDAY 30th APRIL 2016 at 3 PM BST

Not quite the 100 million pound game but you could say, in the words of Bamber Gascoigne, it's our starter for ten   if we get this right then we only have to answer three more bonus questions correctly   

I've no idea how many times we've played them but I do think they, along with Swansea, Newport and Wrexham, should be kicked out of our League system now that they insist on all this home rule/devolution stuff   Can't have it both ways lads   


THE LAST MATCH

A strange one on me   I'd have been happy with a point both before the game and at HT but once we scored we looked like winning comfortably only to be let down by some pub league defending   I did think the ref was doing well until the inevitable booking for FF who head butted the defenders (Keogh   ) elbow. Dirty bastard   IMO this ultimately cost us the game as FF was taken off shortly afterwards to avoid the sequel 

THE ROAD AHEAD

Is long and winding and very probably yellow   especially for Cheaty McCheatface 

OUR TEAM

Wallace is suspended for the remainder of this season and I've absolutely no idea on the fitness of the others. 

What we can't afford to do is start 4-4-2 and go a goal behind. This lot have to win so they can't sit back. We probably need to play Joao in a 4-3-3 to exploit the inevitable gaps in behind.

Westwood

Hunt Loovens Lees  Pudil

Lee Lopez/Hutch Bannan

Hooper Forestieri

Joao


WHO'S THE BASTARD IN THE BLACK

MS will give us the run down on him.

Just hope we don't get punished for the goings on 27 years ago   emotions are running high at the moment 

CURRENT FORM - League games only

I've gone with Chaz's order because I'm late thanks to Microsoft updates causing me to have to rebuild my computer 

SWFC -   

Crudiff -   

They've been shitter than us just recently    

BIG MAN'S LEAGUE

Current Table

Owlkev              
Maddix         
Imre           
Towinjustonce        
Wereham         
Stateside        
PEI       
Jacko          
Bottesford      
Madsteve       
Thursncoe        
Consilio      
St Charles      
Washington      
Southey   
Wellowlbe    
Owlshighgreen  
A57owl   


PREDICTION BIT

I'm not doing attendance for our game as we all know it is more or less a sell out 

However, if anyone fancies a go at predicting the attendance at :-

North Ferriby United v Alfreton Town 

they are more than welcome 

569 - Maddix
691 - St Charles

SCORE AND SCORER 

2-1 Pudil - St Charles
3-1 Joao - Maddix


OTHER MATCHES OF INTEREST (4 correct will win a  , all 5 will win 2  )

There is only one fixture of interest in our division so I'm going for some proper football this week   

Bromley v Aldershot
Chester v Gateshead
Halifax v Macclesfield
Guiseley v Torquay
Tranmere v Grimsby

DHHDH - Maddix
HADDH - St Charles

-[Our shots plus our corners multiplied our by goals 
48 - St Charles
69 - Maddix

THE MUPPET LEAGUE

WTF took DJ out 

DJ 
PEI   because I may as well put him in now 
Thurnscoe    silly bastard puts 2 less than me   and predicts the same score and scorer 




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THE MAGIC ARSE

returns for the promotion run in   




This thread awaits the Meggo of Stateside's choice. 

[Statesideowl]

Nice one, Maddix!!

This is it, we'll put Cardiff down and move onto the next 4 games.

I hope all of you attending Saturdays game have a great day out, I'm sure the atmosphere will be great.

Att: 500

2-1 Nuhiu

AHAAH

32

The thread is blessed!

[BottesfordOwl]

447

3-3 Lee

A A D H H

63

[Imre varadi]

2-2 Forest wont waste my time with the other shite   

And The ref is the one that reffed the shrewsbury game so that tells you all about him .

[Washington]

387

2-0 Hooper

DDDDD

164

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

567
3-1 joao
AHAAH
56

[Maddix]

567
3-1 joao
AHAAH
56

F'uck off muppet   that attendance prediction is far too close 

never mind the 3-1 Joao 

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

It's y fuuucking prediction. Get back to 6-1 nuhiu you prick (that allowed btw? Don't want another pm from Mark )

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Also I cba with the attendance shit. Too many to remember if you're not in first 3 posters

[madsteve]

Crowd 616

4-0 FF

72

HADHA

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The Bastard in Black is Paul Tierney from Wigan. He was promoted to the PL list of referees last summer but has only been given four PL matches to referee all season (Watford v West Brom, Southampton v Leicester, West Ham v Everton, Newcastle v Bournemouth) so maybe he hasn't lived up to expectations.

He has refereed 39 matches this season (4 x PL, 17 x SBC, 7 x L1, 4 x L2, 3 x LC, 3 x FAC, 1 x FLT), issuing 109 Yellow Cards and 3 Red Cards (all double yellows). He allows a fair amount of challenges, let's play flow but has several yellow cards issued for simulation this season. He was a big red card man but seems to have calmed down this season.

Our record with this clown is:

Jan 16 - Shrewsbury 3-2 OWLS - 4Y (gave Shrewsbury penalty)
Aug 15 - OWLS 1-1 Reading - 4Y
Apl 15 - Bournemouth 2-2 OWLS - 5Y, 1R (sent off Francis)
Sept 14 - Man City 7-0 OWLS - 1Y, 1R (gave Man City penalty, sent off Zayatte)
Mar 14 - OWLS 3-0 QPR - 1Y, 1R (sent off Dunne)
Nov 12 - OWLS 0-2 Leicester - 4Y
Aug 12 - OWLS 1-0 Fulham - 5Y
Oct 11 - Carlisle 3-2 OWLS - 8Y, 1R (sent off Madine)
Nov 10 - MK Dons 1-4 OWLS - 4Y

Overall Record: P9 W3 D2 L4 F15 A19

[Towinjustonce]

Crowd: 272

18

1-1 Hooper

Hahah