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Thurnscoe_OWL's New, improved match thread - SWFC V VILLAGE
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THE MATCH - SATURDAY 2nd APRIL 2016 3PM KO


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Back to proper football after the chore that is England football. The owls face a short hop to the deepest darkest village of Huddersfield, notorious for its love of egg chasing. The venue is the council owned rugby league ground named the Alfred John Galpharm McAlpine-Smith stadium. Let's hope they change the posts in time for our game anyway.


This will be the 53rd meeting between us with our record being absolute dogshite at W17 D12 L24.  The majority of them defeats were pre world war 2 though so wouldnt feel too downbeat cos there only PEI who can remember them. Lost once I'm out last 5 against them but that was under demolition Dave so again, wouldn't be too worried.



THE ROAD AHEAD

"Taking a week off due to time, will return later" - St Charles Owl

Got no idea what this section is so I can't be bothered doing it

THE LAST MATCH

"Finally a clear cut win from a performance that mirrored the score. This one was never really in doubt, we dominated the game in nearly every department and came away with three very valuable and very well earned points!!" -St Charles Owl post Forest.

Guess it's applicable for Charlton too.



OUR TEAM

Bannan serves his 2nd game out but no other absentees of note. Huddersfield should be worried.

Westwood

Hunt  Turner Lees  Pudil

Wallace Hutchinson Lee

Hooper Forestieri
Joao


WHO'S THE BASTARD IN THE BLACK

Ref - some tosspot with a whistle
Assistants - tossers with flags
4th official - tosspot with a shiney board

Maybe we should be paying much more attention to this section based on the last few games!!!  MS, give us everything you have on this guy!!


CURRENT FORM - League games only

SWFC -  Big Grin Big Grin Confused @ Confused Confused
Village - don't care


BIG MAN'S LEAGUE

Current Table

Owlkev   Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass cuunt
Imre   Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass  Smartass Smartass xxxx
Jacko   Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass cuunttt
Towinjustonce  Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass cuunt
Pei   Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass cuunt
Wereham   Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass cuunt
Stateside   Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass cuunt
Madsteve   Smartass Smartass Smartass SmartassSmartass cuuntt
Maddix   Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass cuunt
Thursncoe   Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass
Consilio   Smartass Smartass Smartass Smartass
St Charles   Smartass Smartass SmartassSmartass
Bottesford   Smartass Smartass Smartass
Southey Smartass Smartass Smartass
Wellowlbe Smartass  Smartass
Owlshighgreen Smartass Smartass
Washington SmartassSmartass
A57owl  Smartass



SCORE AND SCORER (Home team score first, no copying, correct for both only will win, defeats are allowed and opposition players will count if you predict us not to score)

1-3 Joao - Thurnscoe


Wednesday shots plus total cards multiplied by number of goals copying allowed

64 -Thurnscoe


OTHER RESULTS TO PREDICT (Copying is allowed, all 5 correct will win Smartass Smartass, 4 will win Smartass )

Cardiff v derby
Charlton v Birmingham
Wolves v Ipswich
Pigs v Walsall
Barnsley v Oxford (90 mins)

DHHAH -Thurnscoe


THE MUPPET LEAGUE

Dave Jones
PEI
Snooty and Amelia

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KATE BECKINSALE TRIBUTE PICS

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Love this pic!!

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The thread awaits the Meggo of Stateside's choice. Thumb up


Reyt then. Enjoy yersens
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Alright Wendies, Vlliage Idiot here from the Land of the Giants Village....can I come in?
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Huddersfield Giants Huh Huh
Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
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(30-03-2016, 14:06)WakeyTerrier Wrote: Alright Wendies, Vlliage Idiot here from the Land of the Giants Village....can I come in?

I'll risk condemnation by other posters on here and say, "Welcome, Wakey". Just don't slag us off or 'owt and we'll get on fine.

Being a pessimist I always think this will be the week when our season unravels so I'll say :-

'Udders 2 - Wednesday 1, Hooper.

323 for the random number thing

DAADH

Need to start playing in the first half not just when we bring the subs on because it's not working.
You know nothing, Jacko
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Cheers Jacko.
I'm looking forward to this weekends fixture, this will be a test to how much we've improved since Wagner took over. You are doing well this season but given you've spent a fair few bob on transfers and wages I'd expect you to be up and around there although going back 2/3 fixtures I was thinking you may bottle it for the play offs but you're hanging in there.

It'll be a tight game with the odd goal in 3 deciding the winner but right now I'm not sure who to. One thing is for certain if Town are on their game then you'll have a battle on you're hands. Pressing high up the pitch to win the ball back and pressure the defenders. We've decent attacking options in Wells, Bunn,Scannell,Paterson and Lolley so always a threat even if it is to the stand behind the goal more the goalposts at times. Where we do seem to lack quality is defence, Lynch is usually ok and Hudson can either be good or awful, I do worry that Forestieri will be a bit too tricky for them and Hooper will be a handful as well
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0-2 cheat ( o i will piss myself ) Whistle  65 seems good to me as im not getting a calculator out for a match thread  Whistle DDDHH .


If anyone would like to debate about football  Whistle ill start us off then shall i  Whistle 

This ive been thinking for a few weeks now could mirror what happened the season we went up in the pub league its come around about exactly the same time with i think just about the same fixtures remaining ? if we can win here i think it could give us the confidence to realy try and sneak second spot ? maybe im deluded but Football has a strange way of going round in circles  Thumb up 

Anyway back to the game and ive been spying on THEM for the last few weeks aswell and watching there highlights ! and they play well  Huh THEY will be a force next season if they sign some decent strikers and not use that useless headless chicken THEY call naki wells  Doh from what i saw although very fast ( jj helan Doh )he cant hit a barn door  Thumb down but still we will nead to shackle the little feffer on saturday. also THEY have been playing OUR football and realy should have beaten Ipswich 5-1 but we all know how lucky feffing Ipswich have been this season  Doh 

So beware THEY play football now  Huh and if CC thinks his plan of playing like c-unts in a 4-4-2 for 45 minutes we might find the game has passed us by  Doh we will have to start in our best formation for this one and hope Joao livens up the second half  Huh its a strange game and could go any which way ?? there could be 10 goals or 0 goals ? we could hammer THEM or THEY could hammer us  Huh  Or if form goes to plan our qaulity attack and midfield will overcome what is left of the shitefootball players that powell and worse managers than him brought to THERE team before THERE obviously very good new manager !
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0-2 Hooper
44

DADAH
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You're welcome in for some good ole banter of course, Wakey!

There's no anti-venom for Imre so tread carefully Laugh

Cheers, Thurny. I was almost up in time to get first dibs.

3-2 Hooper

55

AAAAH

Mark Stein you may ask? If you think about it for a minute, it'll come back to you. 'That goal'

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(30-03-2016, 14:16)Owlkev71 Wrote: Huddersfield Giants Huh  Huh

There's only one significant sporting team in huddersfield isn't there? cant think of any others  Whistle

(30-03-2016, 14:16)Jacko The Flopsy Piglet Wrote:
(30-03-2016, 14:06)WakeyTerrier Wrote: Alright Wendies, Vlliage Idiot here from the Land of the Giants Village....can I come in?

I'll risk condemnation by other posters on here and say, "Welcome, Wakey". Just don't slag us off or 'owt and we'll get on fine.


Being a pessimist I always think this will be the week when our season unravels so I'll say :-

'Udders 2 - Wednesday 1, Hooper.

323 for the random number thing

DAADH

Need to start playing in the first half not just when we bring the subs on because it's not working.

Ill hazard a guess at your 2nd prediction being miiiiiiilllleeeeessss out Laugh
Removed until we're actually on our way back  Doh
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Great thread Thurny!!

1-2 Forestieri
78
DDDDH

Still need a volunteer to do the Blackburn thread please???
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