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A row over felled trees has broken out between West Brom midfielder Craig Gardner and his neighbours in a Warwickshire village. The 28-year-old is accused of "destroying the privacy" of his fellow villagers by cutting down large trees on his property. (Coventry Telegraph)

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And he calls himself a Gardener?

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England manager Roy Hodgson has told Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 28, he should be "happy" to be in his squad, let alone demand in which position he wants to play. (Daily Mirror)

Big headed twonk. DD