[Devongone]

At the club and on here

[Dancingwilldoit]

Giving up replying to this. Type things, do something else, come back and it's gone? Pressume it's the server but it's happened 3 times now when I've nearly finished. Bloody frustrating.

[Dancingwilldoit]

Will try yet again.

Came back for 3 weeks but giving up and going home after 2 . Weather not just bad, it's been bloody awful. Rain every day and cold with it. We're in a caravan at Leek and everyone is cutting it short and going home.
Went to the game yesterday and all I can say is I hope we get our act together before the season starts.
Boot was mom. Made some outstanding saves. Without him it would have been 6 or 7. First half wasn't too bad but it was only when he pulled Naylor back into central defence that we tightened up and stopped the onslaught.
Forrest were good but we were poor. Sheks, Akinola, Oldacre and Dobra kept trying and looked good Grimes was ok. Out of the new signings Gordon did ok. The rest were just AWOL . Madden can't pass and looked disinterested. Dunkley looks slow and flat footed.
We need better reserve full backs. Horton thought he was still on holiday and Mandeville is not a full back. Against class opposition they were both really off it.

Was going to do the Sheff Utd game but sod it, am off back for some sunshine. Loving life in Spain and moving there was the best thing I ever did. Even the new government can't change the weather.
Have now got our residency cards and health cards sorted so it's all looking good ??

[Devongone]

So you're leaving the rest of us to cope with real life and Chesterfield's relegation?

I used to like Dunkley but we left signing him five years too late. We have no centre back pairing I fancy.

If you see any 14 year old Lamine Yamal's kicking around in Spain, send 'em to Chesterfield.

Weather in May was good .....

A caravan in Leek?
The definition of bleak!
Distance vision of the Peak.

[Devongone]

We WON a friendly 2-1 at Alfreton.

Just thought I'd say.

[Dancingwilldoit]

A win with goals. Now that's a bonus.

[Devongone]

I've spent a lot of time watching England recently. Goals? What exactly are they? Commentators keep mentioning them.

[Dancingwilldoit]

Think it's some kind of target. If you hit the target you might score a goal. But you might not because of something called VAR which I'm told stands for Very Awkward Reckoning. It usually takes ages to decide something nobody has seen is against the rules.

[Devongone]

I know which side is the offside and the onside at cricket. Which side is offside at football and how can I ever tell?

[Dancingwilldoit]

The away side is always the off side.