[Maddix]

THE LAST MATCH

That was a strange one I thought we'd win it as soon as we took the lead    and then we stepped down a gear, into DJ mode, and tried to defend what we had    Which we are never any good at and ended up conceding, what I thought, was a poor goal from a miss-hit shot    from a soft free kick :  even if BBC Look Leeds raved about how he picked his spot    and it qualify's for goal of the season Really    he took time to think "if I just place it off that defenders leg it will beat the goalkeeper and go in the bottom corner"  Bounders

I also thought the linesman was a bit of a cad in the first half    he was very late with some flags and not even there most of the time    he could have cost us a couple of goals if not for King Westwood  

THE MATCH - KO SAT 15:00 BST

After all the goings on recently I think it's a shame that aren't playing at Vicarage Road it would have been quite apt    More tea Vicar ? no thanks it makes me fart/break wind delete as applicable depending which site you are on  

This one is wierd though They seem to have 'New manager syndrome' every week and are still at the top I can't say I'll be happy with a point but I think that's all we may get and after last years under par performance against these oiks, maybe a point would be good  

I've always hated these blighters since back in the day when they always seemed to beat us 1-0 and have that pop icon Elton John as their chairman  

WHO'S THE BOUNDER IN THE BLACK

Referee: Simpson, Jeremy
Assistant Referee: Mather, Simon
Assistant Referee: Yates, Ollie
Fourth Official: Merchant, Robert

It's not looking good    we've got a Merchant as the 4th official  

CURRENT FORM


Us -         
Them -      

So we've both been a bit hit and miss recently. Us more that them    We've been punching below our weight since we lost half our squad  

OTHER FIXTURES OF MILD INTEREST

Bournemouth v Charlton
Brighton v M'boro
Ipswich v Blackburn
Millwall v Wolves
Wigan v Brentford

ON TO THE TEAM

We'll have to see what we can do without Maguire whether SG likes it or not    Personally I think Maguire is played out of position on the wing and should be feeding off the scraps left by the front two by playing just behind them but that's for another day.

Assuming SG persists with his formation I would expect Helan to replace Maguire and Maghoma, another one who needs to be central   , switching wings. Apart from that it will be as you were    Unless Lazarus is back from the treatment room    I knew it was too much of a gamble on Hutchinson :banana: How many games has he played ? not every blinking Satdi and missing the midweek ones    that's for sure  


Westwood

Palmer Lees Loovens Mattock

Maghoma Semedo Lee Helan

Nuhiu May


THE BIG MANS LEAGUE

Maddix
Owlkev
Wereham
Towinjustonce
Offshore
Chezzie
Imre    
Kimmy  
Pei

Attendance this week    Imre has gone with 22,666    but I can't see many fram Watford cammin ap so I reckon on about 19,712    Either way, one of us will win on New606


ATTENDANCE

18,800 - Southey
19,191 - Offshore
19,218 - Towinjustonce
19,712 - Maddix
20,123 - Washington
20,151 - Gambling
20,212 - Kimmy
20,333 - Optimistic
20,555 - OwlKev
20,678 - Stateside
20,909 - Actual Attendance
21,100 - Pei
21,277 - Wereham
21,589 - Owlshighgreen
21,619 - St Charles
21,867 - Madsteve
22,666 - Imre
23,401 - Wellowlbe

RESULTS

It's not meant to be easy lads  

ADDAD - Pei
ADHAH - Stateside
ADHDH - Wereham
DAHAH - Wellowlbe
DDAHD - St Charles
DDDDD - Washington
DDHAD - Offshore
DDHDD - Maddix
DDHDH - Madsteve, Optimistic
HADAH - Towinjustonce
HADDD - Actual Results
HADHA - Southey
HAHAD - Gambling
HAHAH - OwlKev
HDDDH - Kimmy
HHDAD - Owlshighgreen
HHHHH - Imre



THE MUPPET LEAGUE

St Charles   Talking about American sports on the Match Thread
Owlkev   See above  
Washington    
PEI    didn't take long did it  
WTF is Chezzie  

David Jones     Still not forgiven  




THE MAGIC ARSE POSTERIOR


CENSORED


THE KATE BECKINSALE TRIBUTE PIC





This thread awaits the Meggo of Statesides choice  

[St Charles Owl]

Thanks for the thread Maddix!!

I'll go for 21,619 and DDAHD.

[Maddix]

Hey I didn't post that picture of Kate Beckinsale who has her left hand in a position that could be construed as suggestive

My senses are unbridled with objectivity

[St Charles Owl]

Hey   I didn't post that picture of Kate Beckinsale who has her left hand in a position that could be construed as suggestive  

My senses are unbridled with objectivity  

Don't worry its just an optical illusion and your imagination gone wild!!

[Statesideowl]

Nice one Maddix!

I'll go 20,678

ADHAH

This match's meggo is a legend from pei's time

[Wereham Owl]

21,277

ADHDH

[madsteve]

21867

DDHDH

[Southeyowl]

18,800

HADHA

[madsteve]

Ref Watch:

Jeremy Simpson

This season he has done ten matches, giving 39 Yellow Cards & Three Red Cards. He has only done one Championship match, Middlesbrough v Brentford.

Previous Wednesday Matches:

Wednesday 1-2 Bournemouth - December 2013

That's it. We were rubbish in that match & deservedly lost.

[Maddix]

I've sanitised the thread myself now but thanks for editing it anyway