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Never mind the grouse, who would you like to pot ?

Steve Cotterill maybe ?

And if you're watching Anti-Terrorism Squad this is an entirely satirical and comedy thread which is just harmless banter among, mainly, children of the 80's Whistle We have no intention of actually carrying out any actions that may be suggested. We are just having a laugh and using our imaginations Thumb up and what's good for Her Majesty is good for me Thumb up

I think Jeremy Vine's had his day and going on that dancing show has just finished it for me Angry
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I take it Cecil the lion or any of his family are off the list?? Whistle

I'll go with a couple of women who bug the hell out of me, one is Nicola Sturgeon and the other is Sarah Palin.  Sturgeon would be easy to target and get the shot off at but Palin is a gun toting Yank who may just fight back!!!!  
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If you went for Palin you'd have to get past me first Angry I quite fancy her Blush so just take a Canadian Club out on the hunt and drop her off, stunned, in my tent Cool
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(11-08-2015, 23:40)Maddix Wrote: If you went for Palin you'd have to get past me first  Angry I quite fancy her  Blush so just take a Canadian Club out on the hunt and drop her off, stunned, in my tent  Cool

Maybe if I am lucky I can get Bristol to come with her, keep you real busy!!!
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this people you want to kill? My list could be very long and full of politicians Laugh

Theresa May
Gideon "George" Osbourne
Spoon face Cameron
William Hague (went to the same school as me, xxxx)
Tony Blair
That ginger scottish lib dem bloke
Michael Gove
Jeremy C-Hunt
basically all the tories
That Liz Kendall woman

that one lass who dragged her fit mate away from me in Plug cos she wanted to go home AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

that william hague swear filter thingy is the c bomb xxxx cunting xxxx-bag
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(12-08-2015, 04:15)Thurnscoe_OWL Wrote: this people you want to kill? My list could be very long and full of politicians Laugh

Theresa May
Gideon "George" Osbourne
Spoon face Cameron
William Hague (went to the same school as me, ****)
Tony Blair
That ginger scottish lib dem bloke
Michael Gove
Jeremy C-Hunt
basically all the tories
That Liz Kendall woman

that one lass who dragged her fit mate away from me in Plug cos she wanted to go home AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry


that william hague swear filter thingy is the c bomb **** cunting ****-bag

I take it you don't like Tories??
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I dont like anyone who wants to fck the majority of the country over whilst letting a select few of their mates get away with whatever they wantand I dont like Liz Kendall because she wants to return to Blairite Labour which was essentially ToryLite

Mr Osbourne wants to cut another £20billion from the public sector whilst he advocated a 10% increase for MP's and jets off to klosters for £11k ski weekends.

Cameron wants parents to be back in work before their child has had chance to have their umbilical cord cut because it isnt fair to be subsidising stay at home parents, according to his manefesto that is. It's just one big publicity stunt because forcing parents back to work and subsidising childcare would actually cost the taxpayers £20 MORE per week per child than it would to leave parents on benefits.

They want doctors to work 7 day weeks WITHOUT giving them a pay rise.

The police force is so thin that they are planning to stop sending out police to "minor" offences such as burglaries, car thefts and marijuana farms in peoples homes.

They want to get rid of the Human Rights act tp make it harder for the average person to oppose their politics.

They're bringing in a snoopers charter which gives the secret services and police the right to access your personal information without valid reason, other than it could prevent terrorist attacks.

The defecit they said would be wiped out by 2015 has DOUBLED to £1.5 trillion.

Public spending is at it's highest ever level but essential servies are still being cut.

This has wound me up and I cant sleep now. Angry There is more but it will just wind me up further and at 4.22am I should really be asleep

oh and all poachers should handed over to ISIS for them to behead
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Hmmm, now I was sure from your first post that you didn't like the Tories but having read your second post I am not really sure which side of the fence you are on!! Whistle
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(12-08-2015, 05:51)St Charles Owl Wrote: Hmmm, now I was sure from your first post that you didn't like the Tories but having read your second post I am not really sure which side of the fence you are on!! Whistle

Monster Raving Loony Party Laugh Laugh
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Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
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and I dont like sean bean
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