[Arcane Astral Aeons]

ITV to replace roy keane with a blow up doll
Gary Lineker Admits To Sex Games With Salt & Vinegar Crisps(ouch)
Wayne Rooney Admits He Had Not Got A Clue Where Plymouth Was
Match Of The Day To Have A Name Change.........Spot The Crap Ref(Michael Oliver Please Step Forward)
Sky Sports...."we dont care about fans anymore we just want subscription money"
And Finally

errr 12.30 kick off to be abolished....more games will now start at 10.am



thanks and have a blessed day

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