[Lord Snooty]

Anagrams: Three left. Two Coventry, one Stoke.

1. Seventh Scrum Ache (Steven Schumacher)
   
2. Slime Slims (Ellis Simms)
   
3. A Jewish Dogwood (Josiah Wedgwood)
   
4. Chelsea Spit (The Specials)
   
5. Morris Bank
   
6. Fidel Highroad (Highfield Road)
   
7. Calley September (Tyreece Campbell)
   
8. Remolded Stingrays
   
9. Alan Tweets Myths
   
10. Tin Womble (Ben Wilmot)
    

[theo_luddite]

8. Armstrong Siddley
9. Stanley Matthews

[Lord Snooty]

That just leaves the one I thought would go first.

[jjamez]

It did snoots, first comment...

[Lord Snooty]

It did snoots, first comment...

Whoops!

I'll sue that optician.

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Anagrams: Well done, everyone.

1. Seventh Scrum Ache (Steven Schumacher)
   
2. Slime Slims (Ellis Simms)
   
3. A Jewish Dogwood (Josiah Wedgwood)
   
4. Chelsea Spit (The Specials)
   
5. Morris Bank (Mark Robins)
   
6. Fidel Highroad (Highfield Road)
   
7. Calley September (Tyreece Campbell)
   
8. Remolded Stingrays (Armstrong Siddeley)
   
9. Alan Tweets Myths (Stanley Matthews)
   
10. Tin Womble (Ben Wilmot)
    

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If you can bear to sit through it again.......

[Lord Snooty]

And so we move on to Smoke-on-Stench. We've had some moments of note at the 653 Brittania Stanley Matthews Victoria Park Stadium in the past. Didn't bother mentioning it in my original post but thought I might now.

There was the 2-1 win down there in the Great Escape season under Jacko's leadership. The Barnes/Stewart partnership coming up with the goals there, which really brought the end game in sight. I think we secured safety not long after.

Then there was that League Cup defeat when Bacuna scored that ridiculous own goal. We'd started the season full of hope that we would get a comfortable time in the Premier League. This awful performance in Stoke, early in the season, showed us all the reality of what bad recruitment had gone on in the summer and how this season was going to be a real struggle.

Then there was last season. The 3-0 defeat marked the end of the Fotheringham era. Even though he'd already been sacked, it was the tipping point of crappiness. Ronnie Jepson phoned Warnock in New York to tell him how shite we were and they could be making a huge mistake. Fortunately, they did come and save us.

Today's game could well be a pivotal moment. A good performance and three points could be the confidence builder we've been searching for. But another drab, uninspiring performance, with the body language of the team turning even more negative, could well be the death knell for the season.

Come on Town. Fingers out!

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Jonathan Hogg (shoulder) and Radinio Balker (thigh) both out injured, while Delano Burgzorg and Josh Koroma are benched.

Sorba Thomas returns from suspension, Bojan Radulovic and Brodie Spencer start, and Pat Jones makes his first Championship start.

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Town’s team vs Stoke City
1. Lee Nicholls
4. Matty Pearson
5. Michał Helik ©
8. Jack Rudoni
9. Bojan Radulovic
14. Sorba Thomas
15. Jaheim Headley
17. Brodie Spencer
18. David Kasumu
21. Alex Matos
26. Pat Jones

Substitutes
Chris Maxwell; Delano Burgzorg, Josh Koroma, Brahima Diarra, Ben Wiles, Ben Jackson, Luke Daley, Tom Iorpenda, Rhys Healey

[jjamez]

4-2-3-1 the trusty Wagner/German formation.

If we lose and results go against us I think it's a proper uphill struggle and probably curtains for us

[Lord Snooty]

Don't know why, but I always expect Schumacher to have a German accent. He looks daft talking scouse.

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No complaints about the offside goal, but the ref, once again, is giving all decisions to our opponents.

[theo_luddite]

Goooaaaallll!! Mr. Bojangles

[Lord Snooty]

Terrible half of football again, but then a moment of magic from Mr Bojangles.

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It was a good team goal as well. Good initial move from Rudoni, got the ball back after his shot was saved. Then a good pass from Headley, who could've blasted it, but went for the correct option