14-10-2021, 13:27
Another Friday, another match. Albion had to come a cropper sooner or later, but our last outing at Stoke was a chastening and well-deserved defeat that took the wind out of everyone's sails, and after a fortnight to dwell on the failure, getting back into the promotion campaign with a local derby is far from ideal.
Not that Birmingham are in the happiest place themselves, winless in five (including three defeats by a three-goal margin) and sliding down to an all-too-familiar end of the table. I have to admit that I haven't followed all of the behind-the-scenes drama at St Andrews in recent years - like any soap, miss one week and you're miles behind - but I gather that recent episodes have seen Carson Yeung sent to prison, Paul Suen getting on the wrong side of the Mitchell brothers, and Lee Bowyer finding out he's carrying Harold Bishop's baby. Nevertheless, the boys in blue almost always up their game against us, and though it's fifteen years almost to the day since their last win in this fixture, they tend to be tough to overcome. 2019 gave us a pair of five-goal thrillers against Blues, and another on Friday would be a treat; but irrespective of the result, both sets of fans will undoubtedly be united in paying tribute to the late and much-mourned Alan Miller before kick-off.
Then next Wednesday takes us back to South Wales, this time guests of Swansea, who've also been labouring at the wrong end of the Championship. From losing the play-off final in May it's been a tough ride, though arch-rivals Cardiff may end up giving them a three-point boost on Sunday going into their encounter with us. Historically real bogey opponents for us, we've performed well against the Jacks in recent seasons, but a draw would still be a good return on a tough ground.
They Played For Both
Solve the anagrams to find former Albion men who've also turned out for Birmingham or Swansea:
1. MALL NAILER (Birmingham)
2. JAN, A KNOTHOLE! (Birmingham)
3. POLAR BUNIONS (Birmingham)
4. HULK'S NIPPLE PRIVIES (Birmingham)
5. WILLIAM LEDGER (Birmingham)
6. NIGGARD RACER (Birmingham)
7. ACID'S VIRTUES (Birmingham)
8. ILL-RHYMING VOLLEY (Birmingham)
9. SNORT BEEF (Birmingham)
10. ERRAND TRACER (Birmingham)
11. NERD REARS UP (Birmingham)
12. FORGO SHEFFIELD (Birmingham)
13. VAR DRUID'S BOW (Birmingham)
14. ITCHY SHREW (Birmingham)
15. ROAR BY LAW (Birmingham)
16. ANGRY RED PYRE (Birmingham)
17. HOLLOWEST IN JIN (Birmingham)
18. BRISKER PHOTON (Birmingham)
19. LEMONY TORY (Birmingham)
20. DODGY TONNE (Birmingham)
21. CELT WINOS (Swansea)
22. SILICON TRACTS (Swansea)
23. HURRY AVID DUBS (Swansea)
24. NORSE IRENE (Swansea)
25. KNOB FUNERAL (Swansea)
26. EL UK ROMEO (Swansea)
27. LOTT IN IGNOMINY (Swansea)
28. TED'S TELLY (Swansea)
29. JOIN OVERS (Swansea)
30. CLASH GREG (Swansea)
31. SANE HIJACK (Swansea)
32. BENNIE'S BORODIN (Swansea)
33. CORK AUTHOR (Swansea)
34. E-BACTERIA GIT (Swansea)
35. AW, MAMA PUKED (Swansea)
36. WAN PLAGUE (Swansea)
Solve the anagrams to find former Albion men who've also turned out for Birmingham or Swansea:
1. MALL NAILER (Birmingham)
2. JAN, A KNOTHOLE! (Birmingham)
3. POLAR BUNIONS (Birmingham)
4. HULK'S NIPPLE PRIVIES (Birmingham)
5. WILLIAM LEDGER (Birmingham)
6. NIGGARD RACER (Birmingham)
7. ACID'S VIRTUES (Birmingham)
8. ILL-RHYMING VOLLEY (Birmingham)
9. SNORT BEEF (Birmingham)
10. ERRAND TRACER (Birmingham)
11. NERD REARS UP (Birmingham)
12. FORGO SHEFFIELD (Birmingham)
13. VAR DRUID'S BOW (Birmingham)
14. ITCHY SHREW (Birmingham)
15. ROAR BY LAW (Birmingham)
16. ANGRY RED PYRE (Birmingham)
17. HOLLOWEST IN JIN (Birmingham)
18. BRISKER PHOTON (Birmingham)
19. LEMONY TORY (Birmingham)
20. DODGY TONNE (Birmingham)
21. CELT WINOS (Swansea)
22. SILICON TRACTS (Swansea)
23. HURRY AVID DUBS (Swansea)
24. NORSE IRENE (Swansea)
25. KNOB FUNERAL (Swansea)
26. EL UK ROMEO (Swansea)
27. LOTT IN IGNOMINY (Swansea)
28. TED'S TELLY (Swansea)
29. JOIN OVERS (Swansea)
30. CLASH GREG (Swansea)
31. SANE HIJACK (Swansea)
32. BENNIE'S BORODIN (Swansea)
33. CORK AUTHOR (Swansea)
34. E-BACTERIA GIT (Swansea)
35. AW, MAMA PUKED (Swansea)
36. WAN PLAGUE (Swansea)
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