[Arcane Astral Aeons]

total washout
not only was i excluded from the stadium yet again(apparently my security pass was revoked)
even my co-commentator was a no show

the final event The Mens Snickers Event did though go ahead in absolute atrocious  conditions that im sure a lot of runners ended up in canoes at the end

but as promised my life story will be on here sometime tomorrow:

it has already been recorded but the weird bits need to edited out

yes i know your thinking
a 30 second interview

[Blue Baggie]

Hi apologies for bring late, I got arrested for not having a drone license? I wonder who reported me. Anyway I braved the weather and I managed to see the end of the closing ceremony. Let's say it went with a bang as fireworks normally do. AAA was last seen in a dingie paddling against the current. Hope you enjoyed the absolute nonsense I've been posting. This is BB roving reporter signing off.

[WBA-Josh]

On behalf of the entire West Brom page, thank fook that's over.

Now we can get back to the important details in life. Who will Albion sign, how will we do next season and does penis size matter?

[talkSAFT]

Thanks, AAA and BB.
You got me smiling 1st thing of the mornings - that takes some doing!

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

On behalf of the entire West Brom page, thank fook that's over.

Now we can get back to the important details in life. Who will Albion sign, how will we do next season and does penis size matter?

A: no one
B: Struggle
C: Who Knows If Your Comparing Sizes Then You Need To Stay At Home And Stop Frequenting Public Toilets

[Beefy 1965]

Thanks, AAA and BB.  
You got me smiling 1st thing of the mornings - that takes some doing!  

Because when ya get old your muscles disappear and ya chops drop.
Fact of life Saft it comes to us all

[talkSAFT]

Hang on, old boy. I'm nowhere near your advanced age.