[Arcane Astral Aeons]

as promised earlier
a total shock in the football The Outer Hebrides Have reached the  final after a thumping 5-1 win against China
thats means they are guaranteed at least a silver medal:

not going to put up a full medal table

but:
1: China 55 Golds
2: USA 49
23:GB 3


the semi final of the table tennis was halted this evening when the table lost it`s legs...(too much beer last night maybe?)
another new event:....the Olympic knitting........thats a bloody long scarf  well knitted to the south Korean lady 

the 100 metres ladies backstroke was due to have been held today,however the removal of the ducks proved impossible it it now scheduled for tomorrow 

(in case anyone is wondering the 3 GB medals came in the .........Croquet .......pin The Tail on the pervert.....and the 200 metres  in the garden lawnmower event)

look folks i cannot cover every event

and the last event today was the car washing event......comfortably won by the Albanians.....cleaning a world record 200 cars in 2 hours

[talkSAFT]

Thanks for these informative updates, Kristien.
Are you following The Games on one of these obscure Channels (BBC2 or Channel4)?
I've got my son to try to find The Games on Guggle (?) for me, but he's not very good (he's only 65!)
I'm trying The Light Programme on my wireless now, but all I can get is 'Workers Playtime' or 'The Billy Cotton Band Show'. I give in!!

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Thanks for these informative updates, Kristien.
Are you following The Games on one of these obscure Channels (BBC2 or Channel4)?
I've got my son to try to find The Games on Guggle (?) for me, but he's not very good (he's only 65!)
I'm trying The Light Programme on my wireless now, but all I can get is 'Workers Playtime' or 'The Billy Cotton Band Show'. I give in!!

my wireless sadly bit the dust along with my record player
and i also need a new black and white T.V

[wba13]

Managed to get the results by morse code it said that the poles were well in front in the car washing event but we’re disqualified for only cleaning Austin mini’s where as the Albanians were cleaning all model’s as the rules state.

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Managed to get the results by morse code it said that the poles were well in front in the car washing event but we’re disqualified for only cleaning Austin mini’s where as the Albanians were cleaning all model’s as the rules state

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[Blue Baggie]

Did the Indians win a medal in the bow and. Arrows along with the cowboys in the Shooting ? I heard a runner ran into a concrete bollard it's ok he only shattered his personal best. The Irish have been disqualified from the hammer, for using a hammer. The eventing has been halted due to horse being on local menus. VAR is to be switched off in the football. But will be back on after someone scores. USA ladies have broken the isometric bars because of different heights. Beep beep beep.

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Did the Indians win a medal in the bow and. Arrows along with the cowboys in the Shooting ? I heard a runner ran into a concrete bollard it's ok he only shattered his personal best. The Irish have been disqualified from the hammer, for using a hammer. The eventing has been halted due to horse being on local menus. VAR is to be switched off in the football. But will be back on after someone scores. USA ladies have broken the isometric bars because of different heights. Beep beep beep.

we appear to have been invaded by the North American Commentator
our normal service? will resume as soon as we can

[Blue Baggie]

Beep beep beep late news flash Erica Row has entered the 60 metre dash and beep beep beep it's been covered. On to the Judo and No can do has for fitted his match against I wan u. And across the way I see yes a shock appearance from Mr Mawagi. He is only here waxing cars apparently. Beep beep beep Hulk Hogan is making a guest appearance in the wrestling. And Mike Tyson has been sparring in the gym. Beep beep beep. Can I have Grandstands teleprinter back please.

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Beep beep beep late news flash Erica Row has entered the 60 metre dash and beep beep beep it's been covered. On to the Judo and No can do has for fitted his match against I wan u. And across the way I see yes a shock appearance from Mr Mawagi. He is only here waxing cars  apparently. Beep beep beep Hulk Hogan is making a guest appearance in the wrestling. And Mike Tyson has been sparring in the gym. Beep beep beep. Can I have Grandstands teleprinter back please.

methinks(not often)
that Blue is older than he actually claims to be
Erica Roe(yep the lady that streaked across Twickenham during a rugby match showing off a huge pair of Space Hoppers)


beep beep beep the studio has informed me that the beep beep beep thingy is now in natural history museum (i should be there as well apparently)