[theo_luddite]

Worth a fortune to some collector if you still have 'em.

I don't see anywhere you can use Morrisons More Card points either.

[SHEP_HTAFC]

That's me donated......rounded it up to £10 for each charidee.....
Again...well done theo

[theo_luddite]

Cheers SHEP - noted for the next update

[Amelia Chaffinch]

Sorry, only just remembered!

[theo_luddite]

[theo_luddite]

Reet. I think that's all the brass donated in maybe record time? Well, before next season's fixtures are announced anyway.

Thanks again to one and all for rounding up the donations to a nice £90 between us. Plus the Gift Aid donations it pushed the amount going to our favourite charidee's to over the ton again.  

Final total's are shown below. Snoots and AmChaff donated in one lump together as always, so I've added all their round-up bonus cash to his wonderful total.  

If he's nicked it out of your purse AmChaff you have our permission to make him stand in goals and get all the local kids to kick footballs at him as hard as they can from 5 yards away.  

See y'all again next season hopefully - assuming Stairs raises enough brass to keep this site going.


Volunteer(s) for next season welcome. Participants for next season even more welcome. Enjoy the Summer everyone, don't get caught in any floods.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

Snoots consistently says he doesn't understand the workings of a woman's handbag so think my purse is safe.

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Great job, btw, theo.

[Lord Snooty]

Yes.  Well done theo.  

[theo_luddite]

You've still got our permission AmChaff- £3 must be a record low in any season.

Knock some sense into him for next season - while you're at it, knock some into the recruitment chaps down at Canalside if you are passing.

I just see women getting bigger and bigger handbags every year or so. I don't ever see them throw one out so I figure that they all stuff the old un into the new un, then it gets a bit like those Russian Dolls in reverse. Everything they have is still put in the first un, it's just swallowed up by about 5 or 6 or more wrapped around it so that as the arse and the lining falls out of the old un, everything eventually falls in the bottom of newest bag, but you can only get to it by diving in through the original. Einstein's theory of relativity completely falls apart when it's applied to the contents of a lasses handbag.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

I like a normal sized Kipling* bag myself. My last one has lasted 5 years plus with the occasional wash in the washing machine to keep it looking fresh.

What gets me about the big bag brigade is that they can never fit a shopping bag in them. They always have to get a carrier at the checkout.  Quite apart from the fact they could fit an entire shop for a family of four in the actual handbag itself. It's one of the many things I have mooted on Twitter. I don't understand the practice myself.

But I am happy to go with your Russian doll theory.

Can I  say, though, the stewards at Town sometimes check every pocket in my modest bag  so,, if they  do that  with the oversized bag brigade, they may be the ones to solve the mystery....?




* it's all about the orangutan.