[Amelia Chaffinch]

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Emergency Match Thread

Heigh ho heigh ho it's off to the Championship we go.

But not yet, we still have to play a load Premier League divas first.

Saturday we welcome 8th placed Leicester City, only 30 points above us.

They've won their last 3. We haven't.

Top scorer is Jamie Vardy on 13, followed by James Maddison on 6 and Demarai Gray on 4.

Played for both includes that man Neil Danns again, Frank Sinclair, Ben Chilwell, Danny Cadmarteri, Jermaine Beckford, James Vaughan, Lee Peltier, Danny Drinkwater, Ben Hamer, Danny Ward and Frank Worthington.

Did you know that extreme ironing was founded in Leicester?

Any ideas for a ridiculous sport?

[Lord Snooty]

Nice one, Chaffers.

Thought that picture was Jamie Vardy practising his diving when I first saw it.

[theo_luddite]

How can it have been founded in Leicester when they were about 5000' above it?

[Amelia Chaffinch]

I don't think that's the very first incidence. It's obviously snowballed since the first attempt.

[theo_luddite]

I'll bring me washing on Saturday then - if they've nowt better to do, me socks could do with a good airing.

[Lord Snooty]

Mr Coote is the referee for this one. And he's not a baldy.

[Lord Snooty]

Kongolo, Billing and Daly are doubtful for the match. Terence has had concussion. Big Phil has a niggle. And young Matty is poorly.

[jjamez]

I hope we aren't adding a letter into the refs name after 90 minutes

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Can see Williams getting a longer go in the final games of the season. Seems like Jan wants to keep him for next season

[Lord Snooty]

One change. Stanks in for Juninho.

[Lord Snooty]

We got a penalty.