[Dingle-Dingle]

Sky sports reckon Chadli will be back for Manure too...... Must be a major tournament coming up. DD

[WBA-Josh]

A 2 week injury turned into a 2 month injury.....

There’s only 1 Daniel Sturridge.

[Beefy 1965]

Yeah and don't bank on him being back yet either
I won't ................

[Blue Baggie]

I wouldn't play either of them = let them get some practice in for the summer holidays
A month in the hydrapool should be just what the doctor ordered.

[Ska'dForLife-WBA]

There’s only 1 Daniel Sturridge.  

To be honest mate, most of the time there's only three-quarters of a Daniel Sturridge.

[Blue Baggie]

There’s only 1 Daniel Sturridge.  

To be honest mate, most of the time there's only three-quarters of a Daniel Sturridge.

That's a clever funny 

[Kennyg]

Big Dave says he is fit apparently! Will probably break down in training tomorrow! (*Or he will beak down again when he climbs in his car, bends down to pick his wallet up, reaches for a door handle, steps on the grass, blows his nose, opens a packet of crisps! *Delete where applicable)

[WBA-Josh]

I look forward to his 5 minutes of action before he strains his hamstring and has to miss the final 5 matches of the season.

We are better off putting a youth player on the bench instead.

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

i bet he pulls a hamstring turning over in bed

[Blue Baggie]

The only thing that works with Sturridge is his ever increasing bank balance.
I was reading the other day each goal he has scored for Liverpool has cost 610,000
By my calculations with his loan cost he owes us 4 goals.