Coming Soon(er) Than You Think

Arcane Astral Aeons · 11-04-2018, 20:16

in celebration of our impending glorious relegation
comes an event so spectacular it will make you jaws drop
a once in a lifetime(maybe twice) event
that is not to be missed

YES

a special relegation edition of Star Trek
having held a poll of one person(me) it was unanimously voted to bring back my (in)famous Star Trek posts
featuring a host of special guests including:
Tony Pulis on why he`s such a dick
Alan Pardew as himself

thrill as Spock gives Pulis one of his death pinches
watch as Pardew tries to wriggle out of a cage full of Tribbles

coming soon to a computer screen near you

STAR TREK-THE RELEGATION EDITION

(this was supposed to be accompanied by a huge orchestral score but sadly they did`nt turn up)

STAR TREK-THE RELEGATION EDITION

starring

PULIS as himself
PARDEW as himself

KIRK
SPOCK
BONES
SCOTTY
UHURA
CHECKOV
SULU

and a cast of thousands of pissed off albion fans

BOOK YOUR TICKETS NOW

(drum roll)

Beefy 1965 · 11-04-2018, 20:24

Take it I'm included as the good looking Stud Gareth Whistle

Also as you have coming sooner than you think in your title , Bomber is obviously nailed on to be in part of the script Laugh

Arcane Astral Aeons · 11-04-2018, 20:26

(11-04-2018, 20:24)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Take it I'm included as the good looking Stud Gareth

Also as you have coming sooner than you think in your title , Bomber is obviously nailed on to be in part of the script

stud alright beefy
PRESSstud

Beefy 1965 · (This post was last modified: 11-04-2018, 20:32 by Beefy 1965.)

So you're not denying the Bomber rumour then Wink

Arcane Astral Aeons · 11-04-2018, 20:33

(11-04-2018, 20:31)Beefy 1965 Wrote: So you're not denying the Bomber rumour then

can take that 2 ways

Beefy 1965 · 11-04-2018, 20:41

So i've heard Rolleyes

Arcane Astral Aeons · 11-04-2018, 20:42

(11-04-2018, 20:41)Beefy 1965 Wrote: So i've heard

it`s a bloody lie
ask the wife

WBA-Josh · (This post was last modified: 11-04-2018, 20:48 by WBA-Josh.)

Beefy 1965 · 11-04-2018, 20:48

Just think of those Lasers bouncing off your Bald head Josh Tongue

And don't tell me you have grown it, I have information your still a slap head Thumb up

Arcane Astral Aeons · 11-04-2018, 20:51

(11-04-2018, 20:48)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Just think of those Lasers bouncing off your Bald head Josh
And don't tell me you have grown it, I have information your still a slap head

i can confirm that Josh has hair i seen the evidence on fb
(i`ll defend you josh)