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RIP Tom Petty, Mary Jane has danced for the last time

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Arrow gate Middlesex fail in their appeal against a two point deduction due to an arrow being fired into the Oval and are relegated to Division 2 of the Country Championship teach them to bowl their overs slowly

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Students at Cambridge Uni are being warned that some of the plays they will see will contain violence and some sex scenes, the plays are by Shakespeare

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Carabao Cup draw delayed by technical issues commonly known as that twat Shaun Harvey

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Carabao Cup
Round 1 Drawn in Thailand, Charlton drawn to play in 10 different ties
Round 2 New North South draw what could possibly go wrong, teams drawn away when should have been at home
Round 3 Drawn 4am in China cannot see any errors at that time in the morning
Round 4 done on telly after matches finished
Round 5 Done on Twitter draw released two hours late, all big teams avoid each other, FIX?!!!

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Not sure whether this true player sent off at Bradford PA for urinating in the pitch

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Max Crocombe Salford City keeper is the man

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RIP Bob Ferris the Elm Lodge Housing Estate is in mourning

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Liverpool pay 75 million for Dick Van Dyke maybe they should have splashed out on a goal keeper, Pickford springs to mine, but Klopp does not defend so probably not too fussed and Swansea fans reach for the A to Z of Championship grounds as Carlos rocks up at the Liberty and City keep winning as sides they play give up trying to attack against them.

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Warburton potted at Forest

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Hughes gets DCM at Stoke Giggs in the running apparently

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Saiz sent off for spitting classy these Leeds lads