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Mistaken Identities
#1
Ok, it's come to my attention that some of you appear to be confused about how to distinguish between 2 of this board's esteemed posters. While Beefy and I do have one thing in common,namely a history of successful participation in the prediction league (Zinman being more successful, obviously) followed by generously allowing others to have a brief period of glory, there are significant differences which I need to point out.
Zinman is a suave, sophisticated gentleman who enjoys fine dining, fine wines and intelligent conversation. He is erudite (in the dictionary under E, Beefy), witty and generous and appreciates the artistic beauty that surrounds him.
Beefy...........isn't.

Rumours that we are twins separated at birth are untrue, as is the story of us being 2 personalities occupying one body (though clearly there's enough room for 2 in there).
Agreed Beefy?

Yes Zin.........it's time for our tablets again.

Yours,
Binma.....Zinman.
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#2
President Trump has just invented a new country called Nambia. I don't see why the two of you shouldn't be merged (perhaps with the aid of a steamroller) and renamed Bezimania. Or is that just the condition which makes people think you're one and the same?
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#3
Beefy and Zinman were sitting on a park bench discussing their love lives. Zinman said, "I had sex with a 30-year-old three times last night!"
"Wow," Beefy said, "you must be using that Viagra."
"Nope," Zinman replied, "I know a secret: wheat bread. Eat lots of it and you can make love for hours.
Beefy dashed off to the nearest grocery store and bought eight loaves of wheat bread. At the checkout counter the cashier said, "That's a lot of bread. It will probably get hard before you're done eating it all."

"Well, I'll be damned," Beefy said. "Does everybody know about this but me?"......

DD Whistle Whistle
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Ubique.
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#4
Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from Huh
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#5
(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from  Huh

The League Cup thread.
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(22-09-2017, 20:09)Ska Wrote:
(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from  Huh

The League Cup thread.

Cheers Skad
Thought I had ventured onto another board Laugh

Very clever guys Dodgy

Lucky Zinman waking up and being me, Bet you have pulled a few times since Rolleyes

Oh Baldy(Josh) behave ................. Angry
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#7
(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from  Huh

That's OK, Zinman has - we haven't needed you. Tongue
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(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from  Huh
Looks like a newcomer is trying to trade on Zeefy`s name.

DD Whistle Whistle
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(22-09-2017, 20:14)Beefy 1965 Wrote:
(22-09-2017, 20:09)Ska Wrote:
(22-09-2017, 18:15)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Ok OK OK........
I haven't been here for a day or two now wheres all this come from  Huh

The League Cup thread.

Cheers Skad
Thought I had ventured onto another board  Laugh

Very clever guys  Dodgy

Lucky Zinman waking up and being me, Bet you have pulled a few times since  Rolleyes

Oh Baldy(Josh) behave  .................  Angry

Zeefy, you're right. Since becoming you I've pulled......my hamstring, calf, ....
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#10
And loads of Women? Whistle

If not you're an imposter Whistle
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